The genuine deal
Originally posted by TJ 2
Moderators are highly trained sociopaths. To become one you need to fulfill tha following criteria:
1. Be a eunuch
2. Show blatant disregard for p8ntballer.com official policy at all times
3. Have killed a bear with you bare hands
4. Hate all Brits with a passion, even if you are one
5. Have proof positive that the number 5 doesn't exist
6. Lie thru your teeth at all times
7. Have taken part in the Charge of the Light Brigade
8. Believe that drugs are evil and bad for you but take ****loads anyway for the purposes of 'research'
9. Speak dolphin
10. Know that it's all just a ride...
Anyone who fulfills all of tha criterion may apply.
I resent that highly trained remark. I'm a self-taught sociopath, thank you.
1. well, that explains that photo of Mr. Big anyway.
2. there's an official policy?
3. that wasn't a bear, that was Mrs. Buddha--and nobody is dead, it was just a lively discussion
4. Phew! Not British. Dodged that bullet.
5. Ssshhh. The so-called numero cinqo is just a clever cover for the real numeral residing betwixt 4 and 6.
6. never!
7. did somebody hypnotize Rancid again?
8. so far you've learned what it takes to make all your body hair fall out
9. I don't really like to brag . . . but aaaacchkkk, aack, accckkk!
10. Will somebody please roll down the window?
What up, 26? Missin' the Rock'sta already? Somebody forgot their lithium today.