Hot off the press

[mad dog]

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Originally posted by duffistuta
Hmmm, you could be onto something...perhaps a rather famous baller could get a little carried away and start shooting up his neighbour's house while steaming drunk one night?


Perish the thought, obviously, and one imagines he wouldn't want anyone to find out about that, least of all members of the press, cos it wouldn't look good for this well respected individual...

O let me think very funny NOT!

 

[duffistuta]

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Originally posted by stongle
But it was only a Mercedes in a pub carpark.


















Ahhhhhhh, wrong incident............

I said 'well respected'...

 

[stongle]

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Originally posted by duffistuta
I said 'well respected'...

Piper is, in and around the King's Cross Cottage industry.

 

[duffistuta]

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Originally posted by stongle
Piper is, in and around the King's Cross Cottage industry.

I said 'baller'...

 

[duffistuta]

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Originally posted by mad dog
O let me think very funny NOT!

Made me laugh at the time...

 

[Baca Loco]

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Originally posted by duffistuta
Made me laugh at the time...

The anarchist is outta the closet.

Clearly we must campaign for Cupboard Legislation wherein every marker entering, or manufactured in, the country is registered by a multi-digit serial number. (The master list will be kept in the Prime Minister's broom closet for safe-keeping . . .) When purchased the buyer will fill out forms in triplicate and sign his/her name in blood promising on pain of death and dismemberment to be good, loyal true and always safe and further promise to keep his/her marker locked in the cupboard unless proper permissions have been sought and granted for the rare recreational use of said marker. This should satisfy everyone and prove paintballers are stand-up responsible members of society.

 

[Edd Hobday]

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Originally posted by Baca Loco
and prove paintballers are stand-up responsible members of society.

That can never be proved

 

[Intheno]

the French already do that. Therefore I'm not doing it.

 

[JoseDominguez]

Originally posted by gyroscope
The only intelligent thing we as paintball players can do is start hitting chickens with baseball bats (or cricket wickets... or whatever you guys have as something similar) and slapping people with badmitton rackets from our cars. That'll give everyone a little perspective, and they'll be forced to say, "oh, it isn't paintball guns that are evil, it is those f**kers misusing all the sporting goods."

Then you'll get "paintballer kills chicken with bat" won't ya

 

[Gyroscope]

We can either crash and burn while being good, or crash and burn while smacking people with badmitton rackets, that's all I'm sayin'.