Well im in New jersey at the mo ,looks like it aint gonna hit hard here but its not lookin to clever for the people on the coast,Board up and good luck
Here comes Isabella!
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Jesus, if my house was flattened by hurricane Fabian, IU wouldn't be able to look the insurers in the eye............ no I knocked it down myself........ I was expecting a new simpsons, but it was Marge be not proud again.........kinda lost my temper and took the roof off.
Slightly less embarassing than......Hurricane fabian did it.
Time to give them decent names..........I now rename hurricane Issabella as hurricane Genghis.
I mean, honestly..... oh no.......it's cyclone Brian.
I've always wondered.......after your house gets knocked down for say, the third time.......... why don't you move? it's like York......floods twice a year, every year since records began.....yet every time the residents act surprised?
Good luck with this one, and if your house lands on an old woman, look out for her angry sister.
Slightly less embarassing than......Hurricane fabian did it.
Time to give them decent names..........I now rename hurricane Issabella as hurricane Genghis.
I mean, honestly..... oh no.......it's cyclone Brian.
I've always wondered.......after your house gets knocked down for say, the third time.......... why don't you move? it's like York......floods twice a year, every year since records began.....yet every time the residents act surprised?
Good luck with this one, and if your house lands on an old woman, look out for her angry sister.
I did the same when Twisted passed by me at Campaign, now thats scary. Only Jesting guys and Paul that Viking rocks
Good Luck to Our Cousins over the pond and make sure you put all your important gear somewhere safe. Marker and balling gear first into the basement huh?
Never heard the joke that hurricanes used to be named after women because thier destructive and unpredictable..
Works for me..Just as vicious as Genghis in my opinion..Who's gonna disagree with that??On the hurricane front,theres some people testing mother natures wrath and standing out in the open in North Carolina..I wouldn't doubt if it was Joe Bob..Luckily,President Bush and King Abdullah of Jordan seemed to get out of state in time..
one of our (UK) reporters was standing out in it this morning.......hilarious, typical brit , obviously wondered what all the fuss was about (all those yanks wining about a bit of wind).
The wind hit 85............she wasn't looking quite so cocky. Absolutely brilliant......she was sh!++ing herself when half of a shop slid past her.
The wind hit 85............she wasn't looking quite so cocky. Absolutely brilliant......she was sh!++ing herself when half of a shop slid past her.
A shop slid past at 85 mph??? Damn when will these crazy yanks learn to build thier houses out of bricks instead of wood.
Oh and the joke is ...
Why are hurricaines named after women?
Because they are both wet and moody and when they leave they take half of everything you own with them.
When I split up with mine we came to an amicable agreement we split everything in half so she got everything in the house and i got everything outside
Oh and the joke is ...
Why are hurricaines named after women?
Because they are both wet and moody and when they leave they take half of everything you own with them.
When I split up with mine we came to an amicable agreement we split everything in half so she got everything in the house and i got everything outside
Forget hurricane Genghis..Here in NY it should have been named hurricane powder puff girl..It was a little windy and it rained for about 2 hours..You would think armageddon was about to hit by the way they reported it
..I think the death tolls so far stand at 17 and while unfortunate,certainly better than previous ones...TBFKATL-I read "Three Little Pigs" growing up but some of my Southern bretheren are still trying to figure out the moral of the story