Cor blimey Duncster!! First your on about Paintball Turdation and now u've super glued yourself you pratt!!!
I'm telling ya - the least you could've done is superglued the palm of your hand to the handle of your paintgun, then at least you could still play!! (Actually, come to think of it, if you had an Angel and you were glued covering the buttons you'd never be able to turn it off!!!)