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[Whitaker101]

Anyone have a site contact/working tomorrow/know someone working there?

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According to popular rumor & heresay, they don't actually have any 'staff' in the traditional sense. Apparently they use one 6yr old ref and a Jack Russell terrier for every 120 players.

I also heard that Satan himself works there most Sundays - Saturdays he's selling cheap tickets down the shopping centres. Unfortunately I don't have a contact for Satan, but I think the Gardners are still on pretty good terms with him...


Sorry I can't be more help.

Just pure awesome

 

[cowface]

live for porn, loath humanity

 

[777]

quote from a mate of mine last week talking about his missus, made me chuckle ....

" If she stopped playing with herself for 5 minutes then she would have enough time to do the washing up "

 

[TheDestinyPB]

your dick will glow and turn into a light sabre

 

[davejeff66]

Blast. From. Past.

I'm genuinely happy this post has been resurrected. A more lighthearted view needs to be cultured and enjoyed. F*ck the fallen angels.

 

[Dusty]

Bump, it's been a while since the last post so let's get going again........

 

[Tony Harrison]

Quote from a player when I was checking his gun for bounce at a MS event:-

"Don't hit the bottle like that. Hit it like you would hit a child".

What?

 

[Barsteward]

Quote from a player when I was checking his gun for bounce at a MS event:-

"Don't hit the bottle like that. Hit it like you would hit a child".

What?

I have 5 kids, I understand it perfectly. Although I would never want to damage a perfectly good bottle. More smack it like a ginger step child

 

[Kevin Winter]

Team-mate today, after explaining that his old marker had some stuff growing inside...

"I've got fungus in my mini"

Immediately followed by - "Penicillin will sort it" and "Have you phoned all your old girlfriends?"

 

[Davetheman]

Talking about paint with my mate

" I like it to be hard and make a satisfying splat when it comes out"

We got some funny looks