Gorgeous quotes! Post 'em up.

[Baca Loco]

Listen up, forum users, perusers and abusers, in the interests of keeping this thread alive I've just brutally murdered a few posts (and would happily do it again) so keep your posts to quoting or re-posting favored quotes from P8ntballer's forums ONLY. You may comment on the quote YOU post.
No comments about other posts will survive. Nobody cares that some quote reminds you of the time you ate a sandwich and had a cuppa while watching footy.

And should the "quotes" ever begin to look like they are faked you will need to start posting thread links. Now enjoy, damn you.

 

[TendringLOEB]

Originally posted by matski
You sir, are an idiot.

Welcome to the forum by the way.

 

[chrismrgn]

Two i read recently!

Originally posted by matski
You sir, are an idiot.

Welcome to the forum by the way.

Originally posted by Stan
Sorry... is twat it too technical

 

[Gyroscope]

Originally posted by robtattoo
I actually let out a little bit of wee, when I read that.

So much more sincere sounding than LOL!!!!!1111!!

 

[trenzo]

there was one a while back, something like "we all know what those guys at pbnation are like, i washed my matrix in the bath and now it doesn't work, why??"

made me chukle

 

[Stan]

Yeah... i made a quote!!!

Oh, yeah i need to find one now don't i... how's about this:

Duffy to Piper

Originally posted by duffistuta
Andrew,

Think about this post, then at lunchtime I want to you write 'I must not post without thinking things through properly' 500 times, do you hear?

 

[Missy Q]

Lasoya needs banned

It's funny because it's crap...

 

[Poppacap]

makes me laugh and always to the point

Originally posted by Man in Tights
Constructive criticism has never harmed anybody...., gayboy!

and I think this gent should get out more and maybe watch the news sometime

Originally posted by Rocketman
freedom of speech is great, good etiquette is even better.

classic....

 

[davejeff66]

Originally posted by Man in Tights
And after a quick session with me you will be slow, sloppy and sore.

xxx

 

[Oppy]

Originally posted by robtattoo
I actually let out a little bit of wee, when I read that. I'm actually still laughing now as I type this

Yeah i know its mentioned above - but this quote is just pure class