Googled wants

[Care_Bears]

Chewbacca the Wookie wants a new look...can he borrow your razor?

wtf?

Wookie Care Bears Alpha

 

[lofty1987]

paul wants u to eat his vegges! 5 a day or else!

 

[topchef]

-top chef wants your children to brew up a hell's kitchen.
-Top chef wants to spice it up

-Alan wants to be a rockstar
-Alan wants to relay what hes learned during 35 years of business


Only the first one really applies methinks


-ChEf

 

[JTD1993]

Is it possible for a mod to change his username to joseph?

Quite possibly.. I'm not too bothered..

 

[paintball target]

mine was craig wants to go nude in the first bond film

hehe

how wired slightly true

 

[Captain-Hi-Top]

Jake wants to be a detective...
Jake wants to know: "How dangerous is snowboarding?"
Jake wants to be a Dad?!?!

 

[MENACE]

Menace wants to kill every creature it encounters!!

Menace wants to be done with apartment hunting ...

Menace wants Play Testers

menace wants locking down because it's damaging people's health, ...

haha!!!

 

[Gups]

Guppy wants....

her man (hell yeah!)
blackmail money (well, if you insist)
to avoid predators (well don't we all?)
an arm and a leg.... (no i'm fine with ones i have already thx....)
to know why some people are poor and some people aren't... (Ummm...isn't it to do with how much money they have??)

but if you use my real name (which i ain't about to disclose.,...) i get

------wants to get Robbie Williams and David Beckham into the show as a gay couple. ( I can't think of anything worse!!)