Personally.............. anyone ever seen a toilet at a paintball tourney........ no way in hell my flesh is touching any part of one of them. And as for sitting down and letting my weapon of choice hang down into the foul mix of vom, turd and slash that lurks under you............. hell no. I'll be standing two feet away.
reminds me of a story one of my classroom assistants told me........ he was bursting for the toilet and rushed into a public convenience, on his way in a drunken, stinking wino pushed past him and into the street. He went in, dropped trow and sat down.
The seat was still warm.
Seriously, going in your calvins must be more hygenic.
This is from Germany is it? I can feel another war coming on.