Well Pete, I had to ask, ya' know? Thanks for not making me feel TOO bad about myself.
I think a common misconception is that Springer chicks are desirable to everyone here in the midwest, since that seems to be where they're predominantly from. Well, it's not true! Okay, well sometimes there's a cute one, but in a dirty, don't tell your friends or family kind of way. You know what I'm talkin' about Pete.
That was a joke by the way.