Generic responses when you tell someone you play paintba..

[Dusty]

"Oh yeah, I went paintballing one time on a stag do". Then they proceed to tell me how I should play the game, especially "capture the flag"
" I know someone went paintballing once, came home bleeding"
" Aren't you a bit old for that?"
" I suppose you have all your own camo gear and all?"

 

[H]

" Aren't you a bit old for that?"

Aint that the truth...

 

[Tricky Dicky]

"I take it your gun has more range?"

 

[PEBBLE]

If you use a pump..

"Wow! He has a shotgun!"

 

[WildWayz]

"Can I give you a bj? Just drop your camos, soldier-boy"

OK - so it was my wife

 

[Bolter]

"how do you make it go fully auto like that guys over there?" refering to the guys tippmann thats running out of air

same Pebs, I used to be enthusiastic about explaining, now I brush over it

 

[PEBBLE]

Lol yeh.

Inferno tippman running out of air:
To noobs - machine gun!!!
To experienced member- "he ran out of air! Mug him!"

 

[Canon Fodder]

When playing against normal customers if enough players don't turn up for a walk on "you and your mate must be cheating, I aimed right at you and fired but you didn't go out." flat refuse to believe either the ball went wide or we could see it coming and moved out of the way. The classic was one complaining to a ref that our markers fired "loads of shots quicker than the rental 98's" - we're using a couple of sniper pumps.

 

[Bolter]

Lots of stories from non paintballers as well, about how they know someone who plays professional..... at Delta Force.

 

[PEBBLE]

Haha I love it when I get approached by delta paintball stand in shopping malls..