General Election the Ballers Vote

[crazy-lacey]

in a lot of places the politics doesn't matter. Its family tradition where im from people have always voted conservatives (back in the day if they didnt they would of looked down upon by the rest its nearly definite that they'll get the vote again ( to my nerve ) me personally i do not like the current system i think it should be the max votes not constitunanties (sorry for the bad spelling there) as in the end if your pm but another party has 87% of the seats in parliament and they do not agree nothing you say will go through.

me personally would vote labour, as said at the start how would any other party acted in the situation ? brown was unfortunate to come to power when he did.

as for bnp etc. these would never get my vote, wanting to leave the Eu is such a stupid idea.

rant over the polling day will show how stupid and fickle some people in this country are. Some people shouldn't be aloud to vote !

 

[niallist]

this is quite interesting:

http://www.voteforachange.co.uk/

 

[spangley_special]

Does Godwins Law apply here ?, Im not sure .

nope it's been decided in court that comparing the BNP to Nazi's is accurate enough to not be considered slander, so in my opinion that would negate Godwins law in this instance

 

[Missy-Q]

I would vote for a party made entirely of celebrities (I said this 4 years ago, but no-one got off their arse and did anything about it.

I will happily take celebrity suggestions for the rest of the cabinet, but here is what I have so far...

Micheal Caine - Foreign Office - Cockney Accent, loveable Alfie, he'll charm them into extending the terms on our national debt. may be a slight problem if he tours Africe in his red jacket, and starts saying "Zulu's, fowsunds of'em", but
Joanna Lumley - Minister for Education - The Nuns learned her a thing or too, and she sounds well posh.
Sean Connery - Minister for Defence - yep, go ahead and fxxk with James Bond if you want a good kicking
Richard Branson - Chancellor - A natural choice
Jane Seymour - Minister for Health - She still looks 35, we can all learn from her.
Bob Hoskins - Prime Minister - Think Churchill, with a beard.
Home Secretary - Judy 'The Dame' Dench - M. so She'll work well with Sean, and people will do as she says, since she's everyones old headmistress/english teacher.
Minister for Agriculture - Gordon Ramsay - Sort it out Gord. We want our produce to be viewed as the best in the World.


Please bring your suggestions, but also say why they are right for the job. My list above speaks for itself and there's no doubt in my mind that the country would be in better hands. Remember that they should always be people that shouldn't be fxxx'ed with.

The yanks would be SO jealous if we had a celebrity cabinet...

 

[Bon]

wanting to leave the Eu is such a stupid idea.

Whys that?

Leaving the EU has many benefits, including westminister gets back its full power and we dont have to waste billions every year on a membership which provides us very little in return benefits.

It costs us ~13 bn a year as part of the EU, ok we get a lot of that back and the actual cost is closer to ~4 bn a year, but lets have a look at alternatives for that 4 bn?

40 Schools (100million for a 1000 student high school)
16 Hospitals (250million for a 1000 bed hospital)
Paying off part of our national debt (30bn a year in INTEREST)
Improving the public services
Upgrading the UK telecoms infrastructure (god knows we are way behind now days)


The list goes on.

Provide me with 3 undisputable things about why we wouldn't benefit from leaving the EU? I bet you cant.

 

[Return of the Silver Fox]

Sacha Baron Cohen as minister for foreign affairs.
Ray Winston as minister for defence. 'Ahmadinajad, pack it in with the enrichement or your gettin a slap you nonse'

 

[Missy-Q]

Sacha Baron Cohen as minister for foreign affairs.
Ray Winston as minister for defence. 'Ahmadinajad, pack it in with the enrichement or your gettin a slap you nonse'

Loving Ray Winston, he's in for sure...
He could almost be deputy PM.

 

[John C]

Provide me with 3 undisputable things about why we wouldn't benefit from leaving the EU? I bet you cant.

Without the EU our bananas would be so bendy it would be out of control I tell ya..
Its worth 4 billion of our tax money per year to keep them in check.

Thats our problem in Britain.
We dont take the big issues seriously.

 

[Gassy]

Well Gordon Brown has well and truly shot himself in the head with his latest blunder.

Getting caught calling a voter names when his microphone wasn't turned off.

Bye Gordon,don't let the door hit you on the way out

 

[Bon]

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/62749,news-comment,news-politics,the-mole-disaster-becomes-a-crisis-as-brown-calls-pensioner-a-bigot

The vid has it all, lmfao