Actually the kilt is only for day to day wear, during battle we'd take to the field in full length ball gowns,
Groundskeeper Willy.
We were stopped from playing in the simply the best two man as a pantomime cow this year. Much to the relief of my playing partner who was to be the rear end. put it this way, if you'd ate your last three meals in the little chef at Elsham you wouldn't want to be down there for any length of time.