After reading all that, I am surprised that the corrosion boyz still dare to make boasts about winning games this season.....
Funny Paintball Stories !!!
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That last story by Rooster was before he entered the Corrosion Empire. But, we plan on spanking the Buddha Bandits at MayhemOriginally posted by Buddha 3
After reading all that, I am surprised that the corrosion boyz still dare to make boasts about winning games this season.....
At Bullswood on the bridge field I was in the ditch and popped up but someone in front of me was firing at me so I went back into the ditch crawled down a bit and went up the side again behind a tree and started crawling forwards. The guy who had been fireing at me hadn't seen me come out of the ditch ran straight passed me (trying to come and mug me) looked into the ditch and looked around wondering where I was a get a nice stream of paintballs down his back from me.
Oh, yeah also when I was marshalling at campaign (punter day) someone was crossing a stream and tripped and fell in it and was completely soaked
Oh, yeah also when I was marshalling at campaign (punter day) someone was crossing a stream and tripped and fell in it and was completely soaked
do you laf or cry?
ok played this weekend just gone...
ran off the break in the village to a tree and was backed up by a friend putting down some paint...pushed again and moved forward to a central house...backed up again by my friend behind...ok so now im right out in front and none of the opposition know im in this house in their half.(what i didnt know was the rst of the team was pushing up either side and i was quite a long way ahead in the middle.I turn around and move again in the house to get the angle...thwack,thwack,thwack all around the room.I'm like where the funk did that come from? no one knows im here...hmmmm puzzled...i presume ive been seen and its opposition fire.I walk back to check my cover and get promptly lit up all down my side and back by friendly fire from accross the left-u know who u are...LOL.He then proceeds to shout at me that i have been shot and i should get out-which i did laughing(but only a little) and saying nice one m8 great shot considering im on your team...
so the game goes on - deadlock.The same guy moves up the left and fires accross at two of his own guys doing a good job on the right flank...talk about too many head shots...but still if you face the wrong way even checking cover you might get potted.Its ok we made up...
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ok played this weekend just gone...
ran off the break in the village to a tree and was backed up by a friend putting down some paint...pushed again and moved forward to a central house...backed up again by my friend behind...ok so now im right out in front and none of the opposition know im in this house in their half.(what i didnt know was the rst of the team was pushing up either side and i was quite a long way ahead in the middle.I turn around and move again in the house to get the angle...thwack,thwack,thwack all around the room.I'm like where the funk did that come from? no one knows im here...hmmmm puzzled...i presume ive been seen and its opposition fire.I walk back to check my cover and get promptly lit up all down my side and back by friendly fire from accross the left-u know who u are...LOL.He then proceeds to shout at me that i have been shot and i should get out-which i did laughing(but only a little) and saying nice one m8 great shot considering im on your team...
so the game goes on - deadlock.The same guy moves up the left and fires accross at two of his own guys doing a good job on the right flank...talk about too many head shots...but still if you face the wrong way even checking cover you might get potted.Its ok we made up...
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how about this hee hee.
my m8 had just bought a spyder sonix real cheap of planet eclipse, and when he got it home realised it looked a bit weedy next to my spyder xtra. So being a bit of bodger he took off the regulator and turned a larger one off (he done a good job on it even had all the knurling on it). the thing had twice the volume of the standard part. he then tested it several times with much sucess and was quite happy with his newest bodge.
All was going fine and game day appeared and out comes the sonix with its larger regulator. All gassed and loaded out he goes and all goes well laying down a stream of paint like a hosepipe.
Then his hopper emptys and as the last ball drops the gun goes into hyper drive, with no resistance of the bolt pushing the ball into the barrel the gun goes mad and starts cycling at an unbelievable rate. the only thing we saw was my m8 dropping his marker and making for the other end of the field getting lit up on the way buy the other team.
the gun kept cycling until its gas supply die and someone hd the balls to go retrieve it
my m8 had just bought a spyder sonix real cheap of planet eclipse, and when he got it home realised it looked a bit weedy next to my spyder xtra. So being a bit of bodger he took off the regulator and turned a larger one off (he done a good job on it even had all the knurling on it). the thing had twice the volume of the standard part. he then tested it several times with much sucess and was quite happy with his newest bodge.
All was going fine and game day appeared and out comes the sonix with its larger regulator. All gassed and loaded out he goes and all goes well laying down a stream of paint like a hosepipe.
Then his hopper emptys and as the last ball drops the gun goes into hyper drive, with no resistance of the bolt pushing the ball into the barrel the gun goes mad and starts cycling at an unbelievable rate. the only thing we saw was my m8 dropping his marker and making for the other end of the field getting lit up on the way buy the other team.
the gun kept cycling until its gas supply die and someone hd the balls to go retrieve it
Fat boy Martin Rowe of Maxim trying to play the snake once at Temple. What a punter
Easy tiger, you going to Germany
Easy tiger, you going to Germany
What he didn't try a dead mans?Originally posted by Simon Malone
Fat boy Martin Rowe of Maxim trying to play the snake once at Temple. What a punter