Funny Paintball Stories !!!

[Mark Bryant]

Anyone got any funny paintball stories to tell ??
I'll go first !

here it goes
we had 2 back to back matches, after the first match we rushed back to our table and got our stuff ready for the next match. The next match was gonna be very tough and we needed to get our act together! Our team was called out and we went to our field.
The marshal started the countdown ....3...2...1..0...CAME ON !!!!
i ran to my bunker and started blazing away, everything was fine ( thats what i thought). After about 45 secs into the game i realised my balls were dropping, wait....lemme re-phrase that, my balls wern't going so far . Then it came to me.....I FORGOT TO GAS UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only option i had was to go for a mug, this is hard because i am a back player, anyway i bit my teeth and ran as fast as i could, i came round the side and fired 3 times. but the balls just rolled out the end of my barrel, and the words OH SH*T OH SH*T kept repeating inside my head.
well sure enough the guy turned around and i got lit up !
THE END !!!!

P.S we won in the end !!!

 

[permboy]

Teh thing i find most funny about that story is that the marshal shouted "CAME ON!!!!" hehehe
sorry.......

a newbie thinking he's running towards the flag going past the flag in to the dead zone, running backwards, being lit up, whilst turning round,whilst still running backwords, and tripping up. sore but everyone was laughing

 

[Mark Bryant]

well i dunno if he did say GAME ON , i just thought i would it would add more of an effect

 

[Mark Bryant]

OK.... my last post didnt make any sense

heres a translation of it !
i dunno if the Marshal did say game on, i just added it for more of an effect

 

[Tom Tom]

Making a push on the break, only to find your back players are taken out in the first 30 seconds......Hold on this aint a funny story

 

[Diggie]

Seeing back player Buddha 3 taking off his gear after running out of paint, grab the center flag and run his lumpy ass across the field cracked me up.

 

[cjohns]

Funny

I have a funny story. We had a little team miscommunication on the field one tournament, and there was 1 guy on the opposing team left in the back left coke can. Well the infamous Bedo (you know him as Rooster on p8ntballer) went for the mug as myself and Pat were lighting up this guys bunker. Needless to say Rooster ran right in our line of fire and Pat painted the back of his head as he mugged this dude in the coke can. I guess you had to be there but it was funny

 

[Buddha 3]

Originally posted by Diggie
Seeing back player Buddha 3 taking off his gear after running out of paint, grab the center flag and run his lumpy ass across the field cracked me up.

Hey, I'm still faster than most guys on the team........

Oh yeah, meesa lika you poppetje....

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Funny

Originally posted by cjohns
I have a funny story. We had a little team miscommunication on the field one tournament, and there was 1 guy on the opposing team left in the back left coke can. Well the infamous Bedo (you know him as Rooster on p8ntballer) went for the mug as myself and Pat were lighting up this guys bunker. Needless to say Rooster ran right in our line of fire and Pat painted the back of his head as he mugged this dude in the coke can. I guess you had to be there but it was funny

You forgot the part where Pat yells "BEDO go bunker that guy we'll cover you!" Instead of watching where I was running he lit me up! Oh well it still is funny!

 

[TheRo0sTer]

My 1st time out and I was using a loaner mask that was so scratched that I could barely see. The whistle blows and as we are all running to get to our bunkers the back player can't tell if I am one of us or them. Lites me up like no tomorrow. After the rest of the team wipes out the other team, he comes back and bitches that I am the only one shot out! "I was like it was your dumb ass who shot me!" The ref was yelling "yeah look at his back and he was only 10 feet out of the box!"