funniest thing happened?
- Thread starter cowface
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A mate on a previous team borrowed a team mate's Angel. He'd never used one before. As he was leaving the venue, he was told to make sure the marker was off. Sitting in the drivers seat of his car, he grabbed the gun and said "Yeah...See it's off", pulled the trigger (She was in fact on and loaded), shot the barrel plug out and broke the rear vision in his car...
Omg not this Flash Backs!!
It was team practice...
I was sitting tight in my bunker and snap shooting and another bunkr as you would
Then all of a sudden my angel starts chopping a few balls...
So wipped out my squeegie....clean the barrel...and got right back to the snapshooting...
Then again...few balls break!!
So i put the tip of my index finger in the end of the barrel to clean the tip cuz there was a bit of shell there...
And BANG!
A RED FINGER
Oh the pain!!!
I should buy full finger gloves now instead of Finger-less
- Dave
Flash Backs!!It was team practice...
I was sitting tight in my bunker and snap shooting and another bunkr as you would
Then all of a sudden my angel starts chopping a few balls...
So wipped out my squeegie....clean the barrel...and got right back to the snapshooting...
Then again...few balls break!!
So i put the tip of my index finger in the end of the barrel to clean the tip cuz there was a bit of shell there...
And BANG!
A RED FINGER
Oh the pain!!!
I should buy full finger gloves now instead of Finger-less
- Dave
DMA's, I was ripping paint like there was no tomorrow. Suddenly, I noticed something was moving about 3-4 feet away from me, and I knew it wasn't a marshall. I turned around to see what it was, and *SNAP*! The picture-woman takes the dumbest picture ever, with me looking amazed (amazingly dumb) into the camera!
True story.
Eddepet
True story.
Eddepet
Gotta a couple for you
About 6 years ago we were having a training day with another local team now this was before supp air so we were training in the woods and as you do you try some dumb **** cos its training ,well another guy and me decided to do a mug on a bunker infront of us ,so off we get up and running thinking there was only two guys in this bunker so we both split and go either side of the bunker turn to shoot OH! F**K they had only loaded the bunker with about five guys plus they had guns up ready for us OOPS! guess who got the **** shot out of him trouble was took about 4 shots to the groin now that brings a whole new meaning to pain!
The other time was playing supp air with my team Killer Clowns at Elsham and shot Phil our captain by shooting the can in front of me it bounce off the can at 90 degrees to my left and smack Phil right on the gun suffice to say i sat out the next game
About 6 years ago we were having a training day with another local team now this was before supp air so we were training in the woods and as you do you try some dumb **** cos its training ,well another guy and me decided to do a mug on a bunker infront of us ,so off we get up and running thinking there was only two guys in this bunker so we both split and go either side of the bunker turn to shoot OH! F**K they had only loaded the bunker with about five guys plus they had guns up ready for us OOPS! guess who got the **** shot out of him trouble was took about 4 shots to the groin now that brings a whole new meaning to pain!
The other time was playing supp air with my team Killer Clowns at Elsham and shot Phil our captain by shooting the can in front of me it bounce off the can at 90 degrees to my left and smack Phil right on the gun suffice to say i sat out the next game
let the truth be told
i guess the funniest story i could tell would be the reason i got my playername.
about a year ago when i only played the occasional bit of rec bal, i was playing in the woods. The game started like any other, then about half way in i ducked behind a tree to reload, however, due to my ineptitude this too a bit of time. As a result, unbeknownst to me, the game ENDS! thing is, i see one other bloke still hiding in a baracade to play on. i start crawling towards the enemys base thinking i was some kinda super stealth. After another ten minutes of unrepeatably brilliant play, me and my misguided comrade realise our error, head back to the safe zone, so be greated by many jeers, and laughing faces. And thanks to a (now fellow) marshal, i was dubbed Billy No Mates.
its sad but true.
nb, the other guy got away without comment. though i never did see him again.
i guess the funniest story i could tell would be the reason i got my playername.
about a year ago when i only played the occasional bit of rec bal, i was playing in the woods. The game started like any other, then about half way in i ducked behind a tree to reload, however, due to my ineptitude this too a bit of time. As a result, unbeknownst to me, the game ENDS! thing is, i see one other bloke still hiding in a baracade to play on. i start crawling towards the enemys base thinking i was some kinda super stealth. After another ten minutes of unrepeatably brilliant play, me and my misguided comrade realise our error, head back to the safe zone, so be greated by many jeers, and laughing faces. And thanks to a (now fellow) marshal, i was dubbed Billy No Mates.
its sad but true.
nb, the other guy got away without comment. though i never did see him again.
Today, I was at Sparklie's academy and was being super good! (lol yeah right). I was playing right back coke can, took out steph a.k.a one of the chicks, moved up, took out liz and made a run up the field to be inline with the last person on the opposite side. I then tripped on a hose and in mid fall shot the guy out! Pure luck! I got him but I didn't half look a fool!
Okay time to ressurect a long dead thread
I was playing at plumstead road Norwich this week today.
The day was going fine until the final game, we had just done a quick turnaround on their trench field. The whistle goes and I try to start the timer on my dark and nothing happens, nothing not a smidgen.
Great I think and bend back down into the base bunker to examine whats wrong. After francticly (<-nice spelling huh?) searching for my key to reset the marker I find out that I have left it back at base camp instead of hanging it round my neck. Great okay maybee a suitable twig will do, so there iam searching for a twig that will fit in the hole, guess what In the middle of a pine wood And I can't find a twig.
Oh well time to take myself out of the game so I stand up, what I failed to notice was that in my urgency to bend down I had popped the top button of my combats. There I am standing with a dead marker and my strides trying to head south.
The next indignity was walking down the netting at the side of the feild trying to carry my empty pods, my de-funct marker and attempting to keep my trousers up.
This was definatly not a kodak moment
I was playing at plumstead road Norwich this week today.
The day was going fine until the final game, we had just done a quick turnaround on their trench field. The whistle goes and I try to start the timer on my dark and nothing happens, nothing not a smidgen.
Great I think and bend back down into the base bunker to examine whats wrong. After francticly (<-nice spelling huh?) searching for my key to reset the marker I find out that I have left it back at base camp instead of hanging it round my neck. Great okay maybee a suitable twig will do, so there iam searching for a twig that will fit in the hole, guess what In the middle of a pine wood And I can't find a twig.
Oh well time to take myself out of the game so I stand up, what I failed to notice was that in my urgency to bend down I had popped the top button of my combats. There I am standing with a dead marker and my strides trying to head south.
The next indignity was walking down the netting at the side of the feild trying to carry my empty pods, my de-funct marker and attempting to keep my trousers up.
This was definatly not a kodak moment
the funniest thing that ever happened to me was, i was playing at my local field and, my team was winning pretty much it me and two others vs one, and i had my back player shoot at him about 15 shoots and i start runnging around to bunker him i get around and shoot him probely like 4 times(one in the ass that made a huge welt) and he gets up yell u f****n out like 3 times, and i find out later that right when i left to go bunker him my partner shot him in the hand or somethin, but the ref didnt say anything, so hes pissed and startes shooting everyone, and thats pretty much what happened
It was pretty funny, it was one of those things where you had to be there
It was pretty funny, it was one of those things where you had to be there