The other day we went to a field to challenge the local tourney team to some scrimmages. First off, we play rookie 3-man hopperball. They insisted on a 5 man with packs. Being that the next tourney is hopperball, we opted to not bring our packs to the practice day. So, they all had packs. As far as the five man went, they took their 3-man, dropped one player, and put a Am B player and 2 novices on their team. We took two walk ons. So straight from the beginning the teams were totally unfair but we decided to play anyways and make the best of it. Off the break we lost our 2 walk on players so it was a 3 on 5. Then they rain on us and all we can do is try to snap shoot to even hope of getting them off. Me and my team mate who were both up front make excellent moves without being seen. The refs who were of course alternates for their team point out where we were right as we had shots on three of their players. We were fortunate enough to take two of the players before the others took cover. I myself shot one of their back players right in their fat stomach and he friggin wiped it. Everyone on the damn sidelines screamed at him but the refs, being on his same damn team, didn't call it. Then, one of their players decides to bunker us. He runs down the field and I pop him right in his mask and I look away assuming they called him out only to feel a sting on my back. I turned to see him get lit up and he bunkered out the other people on my team.
Its teams like this that make this game not fun. I just can't wait till the tourney where they can't pull this ****. Next time he comes to bunker me I'm aiming for the nads. I am probably going to piss in their gas tank, hit them with the stainless steel section of my freak, and send a nuclear warhead which will adhere itself to their genitalia.
Its teams like this that make this game not fun. I just can't wait till the tourney where they can't pull this ****. Next time he comes to bunker me I'm aiming for the nads. I am probably going to piss in their gas tank, hit them with the stainless steel section of my freak, and send a nuclear warhead which will adhere itself to their genitalia.