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Friggin Cheaters

Mysteriousmoose

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The other day we went to a field to challenge the local tourney team to some scrimmages. First off, we play rookie 3-man hopperball. They insisted on a 5 man with packs. Being that the next tourney is hopperball, we opted to not bring our packs to the practice day. So, they all had packs. As far as the five man went, they took their 3-man, dropped one player, and put a Am B player and 2 novices on their team. We took two walk ons. So straight from the beginning the teams were totally unfair but we decided to play anyways and make the best of it. Off the break we lost our 2 walk on players so it was a 3 on 5. Then they rain on us and all we can do is try to snap shoot to even hope of getting them off. Me and my team mate who were both up front make excellent moves without being seen. The refs who were of course alternates for their team point out where we were right as we had shots on three of their players. We were fortunate enough to take two of the players before the others took cover. I myself shot one of their back players right in their fat stomach and he friggin wiped it. Everyone on the damn sidelines screamed at him but the refs, being on his same damn team, didn't call it. Then, one of their players decides to bunker us. He runs down the field and I pop him right in his mask and I look away assuming they called him out only to feel a sting on my back. I turned to see him get lit up and he bunkered out the other people on my team.

Its teams like this that make this game not fun. I just can't wait till the tourney where they can't pull this ****. Next time he comes to bunker me I'm aiming for the nads. I am probably going to piss in their gas tank, hit them with the stainless steel section of my freak, and send a nuclear warhead which will adhere itself to their genitalia.
 

cjohns

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Don't ket teams like that piss you off too much. Just remember that you don't have to stoop to their level to win and play the game like you always do. It will bite them in the ass sooner or later and you will be the one laughing;)
 

jynxfactor

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As for the blatant cheating, we all wish we could lite people like that up untill they are laying on the ground crying, but, we cant. So the reputation that they gain will have to be punishment enough. (unless of cores no one is looking)

As for playing agains unfair odds and AM B players. I can't have much simpathy. You get better by being chalanged and playing better people. I tend to learn the most in the games I lose. Its hard to see what you did wrong when you won the game.
 

figment

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one way to stop the cheatin S.O.B

if there cheating like that just light up the one area on a bloke that will stop them, might not be very sporting but hey might make them think ,
ive only been playing tournys for about eight months , BUT if it takes cheating to win then i dont want it .

IN THE END SKILL SHOULD WIN NOT CHEATING
 

Beaker

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Well, all i can say is there was a LOT more cheating/rules bending going on at Sparklies than I thought there would be and some of it was by some teams i wouldn't have expected it from with their reputations.

And those towers give you a great view of the action for the camcorder :D
 

Al Woods

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PAIN!!

I'm a nice guy, and our team consists of nice guys, but, when you play the game you kinda change a little bit and your tolerance for people tends to get very, very small. I remember one of our training days AGES ago and one young whipper-snapper thought it'd be a good idea to show off by running to bunker one of our players....oooooh unlucky son you're outta there. But wait....he's still determined to do the mug and he's yards away...dadadadadadadada....we just kept lighting the guy up, up and down until he physically had to stop running from hurt (we weren't point blank or owt). Now this may seem a bit harsh and it aint something we do to everyone that tries it on but you gotta teach 'em a lesson. It's for their own good, honestly.

AND they won't do it again so quickly.:D

Putting the PAIN back in paintball.