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[KillerOnion]

Aah, so nice. Makes ya feel all toasty warm, doesn't it? Who was it doing the fire breathing? Is that how Sparklie gets the cooker going when it won't cooperate, or the method of punishing cheaters?

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Lol

no onion I specialize in hard stares

I fine they work wonders the cooker got thretened with worse and finnaly played ball and is now fine

Guppy

Ok will do if I can and then you get to play too thanks.

sparklie

 

[guppy]

Instructions for Firebreathing

Originally posted by KillerOnion
Aah, so nice. Makes ya feel all toasty warm, doesn't it? Who was it doing the fire breathing? Is that how Sparklie gets the cooker going when it won't cooperate, or the method of punishing cheaters?

Tis Guppy, my humble self, and no other! Watched some firebreathers in Covent Garden one day, looked easy so gave it a go. Best to practice your spit & spray technique with water first to perfect it. If your face gets wet, bad sign! Change your position so your back's to the wind and keep practicing until you can spray water 20 times in a row without getting your face wet....then proceed to a small mouthful of paraffin!! Dont use bbq lighter or lamp oil as they both taste disgusting (parafin isnt a lot better but i believe it's slightly less toxic!) Dont inhale or swallow (that should be common sense!). Tie long hair back, light taper, pray, spray.....whoosh! Now either call "yay i can do it" , or Aaarrrgh f*** followed quickly by 999/911! Oh yeah, and mouthwash...you need plenty of mouthwash!
DISCLAIMER
The writer of this post accepts no responsibility whatsoever for injury or death caused to readers of this post who are mad enough to follow above method. Anyone trying above technique accepts responsibility for any injury or death caused to themselves or bystanders! (Had to put that bit in, my hubby's a lawyer). Boy am i gonna get flamed now!

Method of punishing cheaters, Onion....Now THAT would scare the s*** outa them!

 

[guppy]

Oh i forgot...

In addition to do's & don'ts of firebreathing...Dont with booze or drugs, Do with an audience! You can then progress onto firetwirling....wrapping a paraffin soaked rag around each end of a broom handle, light & twirl! Looks good on a dark night...you get a whole circle of fire if you do it fast enough....practice first without the flames and don't wear 'shell' type pants or anything man made! Now if only i could design a paintball that would burn!!! (Discalimer in last post also applies to this post)

 

[guppy]

No replies....

So i take it no-one's had the balls to try it yet then!!!!
Or maybe you're all practicing hard?

 

[Philip]

Fire is good

Anyway, pyro's are much better

 

[Cook$]

gogger does the old fire breathin thing quite regular. it aint as impressive as my can balancin trick though.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Guppy

It is just so tempting! I still curse my mate paul for the day he dragged me kicking and screaming from a mad max style flame thrower. I was told I had enough toys in my arsonary and needed no more MEW

Although it looks to be much fun I shall wait till every thing is not so dry, fires are fun but not out of control ones. Me thinks Matilda had best stop doing a good impression of a coat stand and come out to play, tee hee not scared any coke dealers for a while Just wonder if my muscles are up to it only 1 way to find out

I am good sparklie and been keeping all my toys in the cuboard

 

[Philip]

Cooks gogger does the old fire breathin thing quite regular. it aint as impressive as my can balancin trick though.

Hmmm....do we want to know?

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

cooks

Did Gogger have any say in it though?

can trick I dread to think

I have several lotus position on a bar stool not to mention gravity defying ones lol