For sale: Baby Pandas....

[Fish]

English not your first language.

It eats leaf's, but when told as an oral gag it sounds like leaves

actually... leaves is the plural of leaf... leaf's doesn't exist as a word (and if it did, then it wouldn't have an apostrophe, as nothing belongs to it )

but anyhoo; panda's, yes please

 

[Cook$]

eats, shoots and leaves....
or
eats shoots, and leaves?

It's all about the grammar. Anyway, someone better pick them up before i feed them after midnight or something....

 

[Fish]

eats, shoots and leaves....
or
eats shoots, and leaves?

It's all about the grammar. Anyway, someone better pick them up before i feed them after midnight or something....

that it is... have you read the book?

and as to the panda's; pm me a price including postage

 

[Cook$]

I've discovered a little problem. They aren't pandas, they are baby goths. Does anyone want one before they bleed all over my furniture?

 

[Carlos.]

That aint a little problem, that's what we in the business call "a biggie"

 

[Rosie]

That aint a little problem, that's what we in the business call "a biggie"

Sell 'em to China for medicine, they won't notice.

 

[Cook$]

I need rid of them quick, they're eating all of my bamboo.

 

[Carlos.]

I need rid of them quick, they're eating all of my bamboo.

Damn that's some hungry goths! try chasing them out with a bar of soap, failing that tell em bamboo will cheer them up and play "Bee Gees" really loud

 

[Rosie]

I need rid of them quick, they're eating all of my bamboo.

No come one, you have to sell them- SELLLL Them, big them up, make me want one.
Right now I'm thinking all they'll do is pop my airbed with their goth spiky things and bleed on my mum's carpet.

 

[Rosie]

Damn that's some hungry goths! try chasing them out with a bar of soap, failing that tell em bamboo will cheer them up and play "Bee Gees" really loud

Or, get some Iron Bru in