Okay, well sorry Mr. Loco sir
I've been "busy"
Well Ramob wipes more because he's a real man hurrr. He's in the desert getting sweaty, all over his body! So he's gonna
WIPE off sweat, and he does during shooting! Not like "tourney boy" in England, it's freezing most of the time, so how can he wipe sweat when there isn't much sweat too wipe? Plus, "tourney boy" can't wipe sweat during games as hes wearing that silly paintball protection gear, so on average, Ramob does 37.5% more wiping of the sweat....FACT
Rambo also wipes blood off himself and dead bodies! You see, he wipes blood off himself as he gets shot durrh! The films just dont show those bits, he doesnt just sitting around bleeding, he does something about it! he wipes the blood off his battle wound and then, depending on the injury, wipes ointment type stuff on the wound to clean it. You don't see pro players running over to people they've just shot, and giving them a quick wipe, do you? As for dead bodies, he doesnt want blood dripping all over the shop, he'll get himself found out!
And then Rambo wipes the ground, you see if he leaves footprints, the nasty men with bigger guns, will come and shoot him. He also wipes camo paint all over his body so the nasty men mentioned above, wont be able to see him so he can do whatever he likes with them.
Now for something you didnt know, in his spare time, Rambo is a window cleaner, averaging 35 windows a day.
Now lets get technical
RAMBO
Say the average window is 1m squared (VERY ROUGH ESTIMATE) and he does 35 windows a day, he wipes around 35m squared a day.
TOURNY BOY
The average paintmark is about 8cm squared and he gets shot about 6 times each game, wipes them all off and plays 12 games. He wipes around 576cm squared which equals 5.76m squared.
So Rambo wipes the most.
