While were on the subject I have a wee story I'd like to share with you all. I found this on a popular website I often visit. The guy in question is now banned from his multiplex and still hasnt seen 300:
"I haven't seen it 300 yet because I was banned from my cineplex at opening night. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these f'ing b****es start screaming about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two b****es just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong f'ing movie!" I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA!!" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about the whole theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. They're pressing charges against me, and my court date is tomorrow."
"I haven't seen it 300 yet because I was banned from my cineplex at opening night. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these f'ing b****es start screaming about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two b****es just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong f'ing movie!" I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA!!" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about the whole theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. They're pressing charges against me, and my court date is tomorrow."
