FAO Everybody RE: George of Illusion
- Thread starter Cook$
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Defending George
Cook$ it could have been worse he could have been caught with a 17 year old with all sorts of strange itchy scratchy fungal infections. But I guess that will be another visit to the clinic and an umbrella down the old chaps eye!!! No fainting next time Cook$ please I hear they had to wear two pairs of gloves to make sure it was safe to pick you up!!!!!
On the matter of Georges defence I must say that we all know about his affinitie and fantasies about the bigger boned women and as he had not seen any in the dam he was forced to watch a mucky movie with a few of them in whilst choking the chicken!!!!
And I did bet George last year that if he tugged his todger infront of the window of those respectable ladies I would give him 20 euros, sorry George but the time span is too long and you did not do it at the window!!!!
I am still your number one fan George though I will never bet you a fiver to do anything!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
But Cook$ I still love you and you can sleep at my house anytime!!!!! and I do not live in a bungalow
Cook$ it could have been worse he could have been caught with a 17 year old with all sorts of strange itchy scratchy fungal infections. But I guess that will be another visit to the clinic and an umbrella down the old chaps eye!!! No fainting next time Cook$ please I hear they had to wear two pairs of gloves to make sure it was safe to pick you up!!!!!
On the matter of Georges defence I must say that we all know about his affinitie and fantasies about the bigger boned women and as he had not seen any in the dam he was forced to watch a mucky movie with a few of them in whilst choking the chicken!!!!
And I did bet George last year that if he tugged his todger infront of the window of those respectable ladies I would give him 20 euros, sorry George but the time span is too long and you did not do it at the window!!!!
I am still your number one fan George though I will never bet you a fiver to do anything!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
But Cook$ I still love you and you can sleep at my house anytime!!!!! and I do not live in a bungalow
low blow dude, I'm STI free now, and have been for the last 6 days, due to libereal amounts of Tommy Hilfiger aftershave bein utilised after my last encounter of the bedroom kind (a trick I learnt off the best).
It was!!!!! I was there when he offered that advise! (never go anywhere without my Brut, it seems to be the strongest and worse smelling thing on the shelf so I figured it must be the best)
Cook$ does the I stand for infection or itching???
Cook$ does the I stand for infection or itching???
George got caught AGAIN.
he paid ten euros for 10mins of Hotel Porn. then bought some more, only to find it was a looped tape and there was only about 20 mins total. Poor ****er.
we are planning to sort out some kind of therapy, possibly a support group for obsessive compulsive ****ers? (OCW?) anybody fancy coming to a meeting? obviously, i wont shame anybody who does actually turn up. ahem.
he paid ten euros for 10mins of Hotel Porn. then bought some more, only to find it was a looped tape and there was only about 20 mins total. Poor ****er.
we are planning to sort out some kind of therapy, possibly a support group for obsessive compulsive ****ers? (OCW?) anybody fancy coming to a meeting? obviously, i wont shame anybody who does actually turn up. ahem.