FAO Everybody RE: George of Illusion

[Cook$]

It is my sad duty to inform you all, that even in Amsterdam, a city well renowned for it's "alternate" nightlife, and many brothels, strip clubs and prostitutes, George of TeamPhoenix™ could not get laid, and was caught locked in a vigourous session of self abuse in his hotel room.

Yes my friends, George was caught, ahem, "throwing out some wedding milk", and I hope that you will all, at the next tournament where the phoenix stand will be in attendance, come over and join me in "two minutes of taking the pi$$".

Yours,
Cook$

(ps, big up to my boys for winning the damn thing!)

 

[Mario]

oh dear...... who caught him in the act of bishop bashing? are they scarred?


well done by the way gents nicely done...

 

[Al Woods]

Not what I heard

Some of your words make sense Cook$y baby but I think they're a little mixed up.

I heard someone saw you 'catching some of the baby fat in a wedding dress and you want everyone to join him and come over you'.

Honest, word for word.

Nice 'job' Illusion for winning the Novice. I heard if it wasn't for JJs K2 influence you woulda been f'ked......unlike Geo.

 

[Cook$]

"portion of electric spaghetti for one?"

dear god......

And props to JJ for the game........ if i'd been there we wouldnt have needed him tho........!

 

[outkast iain]

believe me 2 minutes of piss taking would be a small drop in the ocean after the ****e he took in amsterdamn.......

i do believe there may be numerous other photos of him steaking in the hotel coridoors too....

 

[JohnJ]

On the plus side he saved 20 euros by doing it himself

 

[kris]

50 ahem ..............

 

[Russell Smith]

Originally posted by Cook$
It is my sad duty to inform you all, that even in Amsterdam, a city well renowned for it's "alternate" nightlife, and many brothels, strip clubs and prostitutes, George of TeamPhoenix™ could not get laid, and was caught locked in a vigourous session of self abuse in his hotel room.

Yes my friends, George was caught, ahem, "throwing out some wedding milk", and I hope that you will all, at the next tournament where the phoenix stand will be in attendance, come over and join me in "two minutes of taking the pi$$".

Yours,
Cook$

(ps, big up to my boys for winning the damn thing!)

No no no its not on it is unfair of you lot to take the piss of this sad, sorryful chap you proberly started the rumour about George getting caught while watching the porn channel in his hotel room it's just not fair if you gonna tell this story you should at least tell some of the truth now it's up to me.

it was not a towel he was chucking the fat on but it was a rather fetching picture of John Jones of K2 fame and while in the act was shouting who's your daddy !!

Still a very well done to Phoenix/Illusion for winning there division i suppose it proves there not all wan***s.

 

[WKD]

The best thing about it was when the lads burst him and caught him in the act Geprge spoke those immortal words "You *******s" then with his face hidden in a somewhat sticky towel he then says"After all these years ive nevere been caught by my mum and then you *******s catch me" Suffice to say he got plenty of stick in 'Dam along with the shouts of "GEORGE" from a few guys who know him well and his antics last year nuff said

 

[Cook$]

at least he didnt have a pair of knickers on his head pretending to be Spiderman, with special "web" substitute like I....... I've said too much........