I thought 'ornery' was just a redneck way of saying horny?
If thats not what it means then sorry, but no, it wasn't really a joke at all, let alone a funny one... Plus, you're way too cheap to set anyone up with a room Chicago and we both know it.
and Pete, I was being careful and considerate, thats all. I actually have well positioned spies that have kept me remarkably well informed!
Thanks Geo....I mean, thanks 'Agent W'!