BWahahahahaha!Look, I think we all realise by now you've got a girlfriend. You've changed your profile picture, and you manage to mention it in every post. thats great, well done. But you dont need to go on about it, especially when you want to dress her up in a mans body protector so it looks like she has pecs instead of t1ts.
Gotta hand it to you, thats some funny sh*t. Surely you remeber your first love. Ahhh the memories..... the excitement, the romance.....the stain on my Levi 501's
Knee pads and Arm pads deffo. Slide shorts tend to chaffe tbh so I dont wear them anymore. I dont wear underpants either but thats another story.
And Body armour? Awww come on, get real....you cant be serious