Does Anyone Else Cringe?

[dam-dangerous]

where have you seen emily before!! let me clear this up

while she was trying to get in to the acting scene she took a wrong turn!
well not wrong for anyone who saw it.

she did a low budget, midweight porn film called "PERVERELLA"

laters people

ian "the love monkey"

 

[Sophiewilson]

Sounds about right!!!

Well lets be honest, shes crap so she's gonna have to stay in low buget stuff .

Now Davina would have been ace she's a top bird!!!

I know it was low buget Niall but the shield was made out of Tin!!!!

We were gonna put it on the firing range as a target for a laugh!!!!

 

[Duncster]

She's fit though...Davina's not. Davina looks like a horse (in a kind of womanly way...)

 

[Village Idiot]

PERVERELLA????

Do u think W.H.Smiths stock it.....?

 

[Duncster]

Yeah, I wanna see that one!! anyone got a copy?

 

[dam-dangerous]

dunc

buy the daily sport, look in the classified in the back and find a perv shop in the area.

just a wild guess to find one, ive never done anything like that before! honest!
but my account number at sven books is PERV 01

ian "the love monkey"

 

[Duncster]

My girlfriend has actually heard of PERVERELLA, she wants to see it more than I do!! It rocks going out with a bird who's more into porn than I am!!

 

[Fooey]

lucky *******

 

[Duncster]

Oooh yeah baybay!! ****, It's just dawned on me....I'm gonna be a dad in like 4 weeks!! OHMIGOD!!!!

 

[Fooey]

ok. maybe you're not that lucky then.....lol.

seriously though....good luck getting to sleep..hahaha