Discrimination in Paintball!!

[Rich H]

hobo is like 2ft lol

Rich

 

[Loki *Uk*]

Okay

I think its around 160cm




I kiss your kness mate

 

[snowythehobo]

Okay

Originally posted by Loki *Uk*
I think its around 160cm



I kiss your kness mate

ahaha! u can kiss my knees IF you can reach down far enough cos i am only 1m 50! w00t!

HOBO
OFFICIAL UK'S SMALLEST PLAYER

ps.

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH - "I jus wanna thank my mum, dad, rich for supporting me... i jus hope i can be a small role model to all those small people out there... never has a small man been so proud... live the small persons dream! *Breaks down into tears on the podium while collecting his small but massive compared to body size trophy* thankyou and good night!"

 

[Loki *Uk*]

Age!!!

Ahhhhhhh but how old are you?


I mean if you are 10 then you will sprout, you see I am 30 so I aint gonna grow (in height ) anymore.......

 

[snowythehobo]

well i am 15 but i have passed the sprouting stage...

BUT... that doesnt make any difference cos i am technically at this moment in time the uks smallest player... if however in 5 years time i am taller then id gladly hand over my title but for the time being it is mine! *clutches on to trophy and runs away laughing*

 

[Loki *Uk*]

Ok, Ok, Ok


You can be the smallest UNDERAGE TEENAGE player in the Uk, will give you that

 

[snowythehobo]

nah soz i think i won that!

i think a mod should decide!

 

[Loki *Uk*]

I think I will let you have it as this thread has provided some amusement and HOPEFULLY a TECHNICAL APPAREL manufacturer will take note that not all
Ballers are 5'8+


See you in the Mid!!

 

[snowythehobo]

lol... it certainly has!

anyways yea take note trouser making companies...

cyas at tha 50!

 

[Loki *Uk*]

BE warned pants manufacturers...The short people will RISE up and BITE your ANKLES!!


And the Lanky freaks will bend down and nibble on your bald patches!!