Cowboy, this shoyuld give you a giggle, and prove im only human...... I got this rash..... my girlfriend gave it me. I thought it was just a rash, until i got a kinda patcch of it, down there, so i thinks to myself, "best get this checked" so I toddle off to the GUM clinic. they have a samll waiting room at the clinic, anfd it had about 30 peeps in there. So, I wait my turn, then go to see the doc. they take swabs. this means they STICK A SHARP POINTY THING DOWN YOUR JAPS EYE!!!!!!!!! well, i felt instantly sick, sat tghrough the docs speil, then walked back iinto the waiting room, where i took two footsteps throught the doorframe, went into shock, and passed out in front of 30 people. chaos ensued, i got shaken awake, swearing and flailing out, (and also thinkin id pissed myself) The room was evacuated, and a stretcher brought fo me, 4 clinic nurses dumped me onto it and wheeled me into A&E. embarrasin eh?!!
then I get a phone call this mornin tellin me that i had some kind of STD and I gotta take myself and my girlfriend to the clinic to get antibiotics!!!! shes gonna f**kin kill me!!!!
but my rash is goin.
and i didnt piss myself after all.
feel free to take the piss...........
Cook$
