Congratulations to Markie C
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Congrats to both of you.
As for best club in the world, at times I guess
When you have one in Senior School, one in Junior School, one in Infant School and one in Pre School, it don't seem so great
Some advice, take it or leave, it's free.
1) Vacume Cleaners put kids to sleep, without hitting them. Put kid in bed, hoover downstairs.
2) Washing machines put kids to sleep.
3) Bouncy chairs rule. Lift it up, tuck the end under the sofa and bounce it with your foot.
3) Breast milk rules, for as long as possible if possible.
4) Get them on baby rice as soon as possible, if they are a hungry baby.
5) Do not be tempted to creep around the baby too much, they have to get used to noise and sleeping through it or every time a mouse farts they will wake up. Your mates will get pissed at you, when they phone you at 7PM and you whisper down the phone at them.
6) Midwives don't care how much sleep you have had at 7am the day after the birth, they still knock on the door!
Congrats again.
As for best club in the world, at times I guess
When you have one in Senior School, one in Junior School, one in Infant School and one in Pre School, it don't seem so great
Some advice, take it or leave, it's free.
1) Vacume Cleaners put kids to sleep, without hitting them. Put kid in bed, hoover downstairs.
2) Washing machines put kids to sleep.
3) Bouncy chairs rule. Lift it up, tuck the end under the sofa and bounce it with your foot.
3) Breast milk rules, for as long as possible if possible.
4) Get them on baby rice as soon as possible, if they are a hungry baby.
5) Do not be tempted to creep around the baby too much, they have to get used to noise and sleeping through it or every time a mouse farts they will wake up. Your mates will get pissed at you, when they phone you at 7PM and you whisper down the phone at them.
6) Midwives don't care how much sleep you have had at 7am the day after the birth, they still knock on the door!
Congrats again.
People only just noticed, he's been showing ages
Love you really Markie, congratulations to you both
Love you really Markie, congratulations to you both