i bid a crisp £20 note for his address. how much would a paint letterbomb cost to ship??
just imagine it:
"hey ma, i just got a big 'ol package from ingerlaand, it must be a big load o' cash for that letter i sent 'em" (he must have had help to write it, he's probably illiterate).
*tear* WHUMPH!!
"aaawwwww, shucks, these were ma best britches"
or we could try flinging a bolt from a crosswbow at him, stupid redneck.............