I would like to spring to doo doos defence here and point out to you obviously follically un-enlightened thet he did not have a mullet at all. He did in fact have, a Scooby-Doo "Shaggy" hair do.
hmmm after not bein on for few days i come back to read this .. .. but cooks you defended the corner admirable. . . I never had a friggin mullet it was a figment of aliens over active furtile imagination!