I lost 20lbs since then Matski!
I was at an all time low and, like many people in that position, faced with their lifes total destruction, I did the only thing that I could to mend my integrity - I went on live TV in a leopard-skin leotard and kicked ten shades of sh1t out of their security staff.
It was their own fault though, they were trying to stop me from slapping that skinny strip-bitch that stole my man. That xxxx was xxxxxing xxxxx and I hope she xxxx in xxxxx with my xxxxxx up her xxxxxxxxx.
Its all in the past though. Steve and I laughed about it when I showed up for the 'best of' show in '04.