Chinawhites ish good ya!
It’s not so bad, you can actually buy Magnums of Champagne that look like Cristal, but really is like 35 quid a bottle Pommagne or something. Probably not as good on the palate, but unless your willing to drop 240 quid on a bottle of the good stuff, the Essex girls know no better. Verve Clique is naff and most definitely best avoided (only for City Wide boys). Go for Louis Roederer Premium Brut (from the same people who do Cristal). Failing blagging a peroxide blonde Essex Girl, there’s an abundance of tourists.
As to playing there, the venue might be a little small for going blazin with Timmies and Dm4s though. Break out the pearl handled Pt Extremes!!!.