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car or paintball?

Guys

What are you like if you need a porche to get laid I think you need help:confused:

Be true to your self and go with what moves you. If your passion or necesity means car then so be it, if you get off on balling, go to it play on.

That is how ever not the issue at stake here.
It's relivance.

I spend more time driving and barely any time in the scheam of things playing at present :(

So no super flashy marker:( :(

I drive a lot and a huge merc is a night mare to park in sainsburys and parralel parking :rolleyes: scrap me off the floor when I have finnished laughing.

So it had to be a car......... tee hee acaleration don't get me wrong marcie the merc will really go, a bit too farst some times thank god for good breaks.

But commfee arm chair like seat, powered steering and elatric windows, dress and heels freindly................ um nice car.

I am very gald no one saw me exit the van last year on route to the mayors ball, full raw silk ball gown, evening gloves, tiarra um......... getting out of van.

God did I need a car.

Later it will be girly stuff or marker um no new shoes fo 6 months or marker :confused

peace love and cookies
sparklie.

Speed cammeras don't you just hate them

Thats why I gave up cars and have nothing with webbers or real fast:( :(
 

Robin Hood

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Originally posted by Jinxy
Plus you can't get done for speeding with a paintball marker. :D
301 you're hot - 299 your not! It could cost ya a couple of grand in a tourney final if you're not careful!! :D

I'm kind of in the same predicament at the moment. My parents want me to contribute towards possibly getting a car. And if I get a paintball gun for an extorntionate amount of money then the car just ain't gonna happen :eek:

Decisions, decisions.......what is a boy to do??? :p
 

KillerOnion

Lord of the Ringtones
Need a Porsche to get laid? No. But as of present moment there are more women out there that know what a Porsche is than an Evo X with a 88/4500 Conquest with match ano'd Freak. I would LIKE to have the company of women that perfer the Cocker, because I have a far more impressive one than my car...although a black Volvo has suited me just fine thus far. Honestly nothing would thrill me more right now than to pick up a gorgeous date and see her cleaning out her car and pull out a Dark IR3 or Eclipse Shocker or Freeflow racegun, two cases of Imperial, and she apologize for getting in so late but she had to practice with Strange, then take me in to her house for a bit to listen to some Staind or live recorded '85 Metallica while she slips into a black evening dress and high heels.
 

jeevusmaximus

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Honestly nothing would thrill me more right now than to pick up a gorgeous date and see her cleaning out her car and pull out a Dark IR3 or Eclipse Shocker or Freeflow racegun, two cases of Imperial, and she apologize for getting in so late but she had to practice with Strange, then take me in to her house for a bit to listen to some Staind or live recorded '85 Metallica while she slips into a black evening dress and high heels.

That would be sooooo cool!
:D ;)
 

KillerOnion

Lord of the Ringtones
Oh come on now, surely you could get women in their 20's to start playing! Would it be that hard? Be sure to send a few over here, too, to get it going amongst the US female populous. Actually, it might be enough to have it as a UK women's trend and sell it to all the magazines to where women over here will have to get into it to keep up. If you make it a trend they just can't resist...especially since it involves shopping and trying to outdo the person next to them. I would giggle myself silly to see girls getting into a materialist race with Angels and barrels...that could quadruple the industry's sales. Ground Zero Barbie perhaps?
 

Rich S

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greg,

i have seen you... no matter what car you have it wont help with the ladies ... only joking. :)

you should not have to ask that question... paintball all the way, the car may equal lady but there are ladies in paintball. also what do you need a car for you get to tourneys well enough with out one?

see you soon
rich
 

Audguy

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I got my car for $500 american. Got my marker for $105 american.(JT 4.0, it was a while ago). Both work fine. Haven't gotten laid with either. Go figure............

Honestly nothing would thrill me more right now than to pick up a gorgeous date and see her cleaning out her car and pull out a Dark IR3 or Eclipse Shocker or Freeflow racegun, two cases of Imperial, and she apologize for getting in so late but she had to practice with Strange, then take me in to her house for a bit to listen to some Staind or live recorded '85 Metallica while she slips into a black evening dress and high heels.
You are a genius.But instead of the '85 Metallica, i would go with a nice round of TOOL.
 

Greg

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well this is the way I see it once I'm done with me cocker

with all the engine mods and the 75 bhp twin NOS jets I'm planning on I will be down the temple in no time. 25 minutes turns into 5 minutes! more time to walk the fields!

Then when the games start whoever is sitting out can back my new almera GTi up to the oppo's start gate, put on a set of ear defenders and then wack on Hard house, full pelt out of the 4 15" subs nestling in the boot. all in all I expect that around 370 - 400 dbs will be acheivable from this system, deafen the oppo and in all the confusion mug the crap out of them.

course this will cost me sooooo much I may have to start pimping ikkle kyle to afford it!

Nah I need to take a break anyway to get my car fixed, woodsta will tell you the whole story of how I managed it if u ask him, then Buy a new almera, well 2nd hand! should be back in time for campaign cup.

Dynasty may wanna be wearin' ear defenders an all!

nice to hear what ya'll think! dude with the MR2 keep moddin' and you could earn yourself a place in the fast and the furious 2!

or so they say on the Max Power website!

sweet!:D :rolleyes: :cool: