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[Skeet]

"Yes, of course this is what is meant by Pod Bitch!"

 

[Edd Hobday]

NEWS FLASH... H-PAC don't show up for latest tourney, players forced to find new ways to fill their air tanks! "Please warm fill nipple before connecting"

-EDD

 

[Gups]

As Rachel carefully concealed the tiny transmitter in Chris's pack, he gave a wry smile, content in the knowledge that the French Refs would never discover his anally concealed full auto switch...now all he had to do was practice clenching... and quite lierally shoot the 5h1t out of the opposition....

(ADDED EDIT... "Had he known in advance that a 'Directors Cut' was in fact a surgical procedure, he may not have been quite so delighted at the news of the Planet sponsorship....")

 

[Chuck]

John says.... "you're a Jaguar now boy!"

 

[mikeyR]

"No, I don't think the squeegee will clear that!"

 

[SWEET N SOUR]

"Have I got any pink paint on my pack?"

"No, it's blood."

 

[Shuck]

"Just stand there and take it like a man. Remember, no pain no gain"

 

[Mario]

ah, cream that soothes the anal warts.....

 

[Steve Hancock]

"You hold him for me, i'll hold him for you."

 

[Buns of steel]

"So if I cross my arms their in the X,........... and if I assume this position,........ we're playing Dynasty. "