Campaign Confessions

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

YEAH! That was it!! diversionary Tactics, Glad i thaught of that plan, very cunning us Twisted Boyz

Sadly No im lieing it was just Purely me doing the funky chicken when I should have been doing the road runner, Meep Meep!!!!

On that Chillout game it was a nice move by yourself Mr collier, when you asked if it was clear and with a confirmation by myself boom! straight down that tape, anyone would have thaught the was a Pie under the last Teabag, Or you saw a woman with small hands

 

[Collier]

Yeah classy that,
'is it clear?'
'yes!!'
'Shall we move up then??'



Paul

 

[brian]

It was against us

Originally posted by jahlad
did anyone see the guy playing for the icelanders on the raven field....gotta feel for him

first he slides into the back right and as he does it looses his revvi, puts it back on and realises he has lost the batterys and the battery door, so he crawls out of the bunker picks em up and puts it all back together.......starts fireing and decides to move to a stand up coke on the 20, finds his gap, steps out and trips on the sand bag holding the bunker to the floor, stabs his barrel into the deck and bends it to about 30 degrees!!!!!!



ooooops!
they still won the game tho!

......................Yes,did see it as the game in question was against us,brand new freak system totally scrapped!!!good game which they deserved to win.......watch out for em at future events...Brian

 

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

Oh dear! how Gutted must he have been with his new freak all bent out of place poor guy,
we had a bad guy fall over on us on the tomohawk field. He went Right over the snake boy did he get lit-up easy pickings for our back guys

 

[.:Lance "Biddy" Allen:.]

Ian From RPS Chameleons managed to shoot Andy the front man in the head twice on one game at campaign.... but they still managed to win it... so no big losses

Biddy

 

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

I remember playing on the JT field, I was in the center bunker the big travelator thingie, I turned to my head face to judge who was watching me cos he moved into my line of sight and out of no where (from the tomohawk field) this paintball flys straight over the judges head and goes plop straight between my eyes theres no where else it could have come from cos my back was to my players and i was tucked in tight to the bloody great big bunker infront of me,

Straight away the Judge jumps up and runs over, at this point i start praying cos the guy is french and probaly wont understand a word of what i was gonna say but thank god the judge clocked where it came from and before i could plead my case he's wipeing me down, WOO HOOOO!!

then i go for the mugg on the other side of the bunker "travelator" I put three into the guy and he manages to paint the baracade a nice shade of Hellfire right next to head, seriously lucky im tellin you,
but i couldnt work it out cos im covered in spray, but i knew i wasnt hit but still couldnt believe it cos i felt paintballs flying through my hair and everything,
so im almost in shock and disbelief and just before im gonna get pulled I manage to say "im not hit" so the judge checks and checks again and there's was no way that i could have thaught about cheating cos the judge was stood right in front of me,
so he calls me clean and pulls the other player, WHO IS YOUR DADDY.. what a touch God was smileing on me that day i tell ya.

Shame we didnt win the game really,

but hey you win some you ?? dont win some,

Dont do losing sorry

 

[FUBAR]

Originally posted by PimpDaddyZanwaa
"then i go for the mugg on the other side of the bunker "travelator" I put three into the guy and he manages to paint the baracade a nice shade of Hellfire right next to head, seriously lucky im tellin you,
but i couldnt work it out cos im covered in spray, but i knew i wasnt hit but still couldnt believe it cos i felt paintballs flying through my hair and everything"

Thats sounds like a scene from Pulp Fiction to me your not gonna go all Bible on us are ya?

FUB

 

[PimpDaddyZanwaa]

The path of the righteous baller is beset on all sides of his bunker by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil muggers.
Blessed is he who, in the name of chaaaarity(MATE!) and good will, lites up his opposite through the valley of the Supair field.
For he is truly a righteous dude and the finder of lost squeegies. And I will lay down paint upon thee with great vengeance and furious speed those who attempt to move on and bunker my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my Impulse upon thee.

I Thank You

BoyakaSha!!

AhJuss Like Thaat

 

[FUBAR]

LOL

1/2 my office just wondered why i just pi$$ed my self laughing while saying Squeegies at the same time

LOL

 

[Collier]

LMAO

Good one Zana!!

Paul


lol