Rosie said:You jealous you can't get involved in this one Robbo? You can pod bitch if you're really desperate .
Robbo said:I'm never desperate wench, and to be honest, I think I could actually play in this if I did the following :-
1. Found a pair of shoes to match my marker.
2. Cried every time the coach criticised my game.
3. Carried a mirror onto the field with me.
4. Throw as though my elbow had just been dislocated.
5. As I drove to the site, stopped at every roundabout regardless of there being no cars coming.
6. Ran like a giraffe with an attack of diarrhea.
Shall I go on Ms Rosie ?
Yea... And if women ruled the world...Robbo said:I'm never desperate wench, and to be honest, I think I could actually play in this if I did the following :-
1. Found a pair of shoes to match my marker.
2. Cried every time the coach criticised my game.
3. Carried a mirror onto the field with me.
4. Throw as though my elbow had just been dislocated.
5. As I drove to the site, stopped at every roundabout regardless of there being no cars coming.
6. Ran like a giraffe with an attack of diarrhea.
Shall I go on Ms Rosie ?
I cannot talk for Rosie, because I don't know her.Robbo said:I'm never desperate wench, and to be honest, I think I could actually play in this if I did the following :-
1. Found a pair of shoes to match my marker.
2. Cried every time the coach criticised my game.
3. Carried a mirror onto the field with me.
4. Throw as though my elbow had just been dislocated.
5. As I drove to the site, stopped at every roundabout regardless of there being no cars coming.
6. Ran like a giraffe with an attack of diarrhea.
Shall I go on Ms Rosie ?