Oh, it's on now, beeyotch!!!!
Right, let's get one thing straight! I do not look like Fred 'industry hoe' Durst! (I mean, how old is he anyway, 12?)
First of all, I'm older than he is, so I got the copyright.
Second, I can kick his ass any time, with one hand tied behind somebody else's back, hopping on one foot, blind folded and immersed in a tub of maple syrup..........
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! (sounds in the background of panicking staff, fleeing to the nearest exit in sheer and abject terror, because their boss just went haywire and is now tearing the building asunder with his teeth........)
Good luck on the Pete's daughter thing, but I fear that Ol'man Robinson will do a whole lot more than crossing fingers.......If it indeed involves figers, I'm afraid the verb to use will be either breaking, or severing........