Brian Welch's "Autococker Haiku":

[dr.strangelove]

Autococker techs don't go to events
Because they know that if they did
They would never be able to leave

 

[Gyroscope]

OK, it's 5-7-5, the first line shouild set the scene, the second should describe the activity, the third should explain the meaning.

 

[Skeet]

E-Blade blew up, did it?
Fill rig pointing up, in the rain?
**** your pants did you?

 

[dr.strangelove]

Originally posted by gyroscope
OK, it's 5-7-5, the first line shouild set the scene, the second should describe the activity, the third should explain the meaning.

Close enough though.

 

[Jack Daniels]

eblade failed to see half black balls

cocker is firing at 1 bps

you ask far too much.

 

[Gyroscope]

Skeet, sound like Yoda you do.

Close enough though.

-dr. strangelove

Spoken like someone who shoots Angels.

 

[Skeet]

Girlfriend Yoda once had, yehhhhss
Beatrice his name, however it lasted not
Respect Yoda's space, he didn't