joe Public
Just thought it was worth me adding my recent experince of joe public.
I mentioned to the guy that was cutting my hair that we would be in a big tournament in crystal palace soon. Big mistake.
His immediate reply was "you need a f*****g guy like me playing with ya, the last time i played i done a commando crawl down this ditch with the bullets flying over me then popped up and done 3 guys, then went on to do another 4"
He later went on to ask me"what army field techniques had i studied" he was shocked when i said none. He then said
"I am the kinda guy that like to mix things up and and add ideas, i was talking to these army guys and i asked them 'how many ways do you know to dislocate a man's neck' they said 'none' which is crazy 'cos i know 10"
What a fruitcake. I cannot wait to have joe public playing paintball
pat