Bonus Time Baby!!!

[pirahna_punk]

bounus

lol same with me. ive worked there for almost a year now and they said they'd give me a raise every three months. ya right im still sitt'n on $5.30 an hour o boy. but if i had a bonus id prolly try to buy a regulator for my gun.

 

[smartecosse]

working in the car trade the only bonus that i get is if the customer trading in their car leaves 5pence on the floor!

 

[Beaker]

Regardless of bonuses I just don't know where it all goes.

Now I have my YTD figure I did some maths - taking off Tax, NI, Mortgage, Savings, Bills, Holidays I was left with about several £K's which has just "disappeared" I have NO idea what I did with any where near that and sweet FA to show for it.

Anyone else ever get that feeling that no matter how much you earn (within reason ) you always manage to spend it

 

[Walker (Nitro)]

with my bonus im gonna get a maccy d's..........

 

[Fleisher]

I work for myself...every months bonus month i.e. every month I don`t go bust is a bonus

 

[MidgetFista]

Originally posted by AJermstad
Bonus!! I don't think my employers know what the word even means!!

Ohh dear MidgetFista, looks like you've hit on the wrong subject today!!

heh. Well, if i don't tell the missus, it can go towards a Impy Vison. I have a normal Impy atm, she won't be able to tell the difference, muhahahahah.

Her : "I thought your gun was black"
Me : "It Is! Seeessh women!"
Her : "Then why does it have the Grey Fade on it. Don't smartparts stock them?"
Me : "You been looking in my IE history again.?!?"
Her : " noooo"
Me *BUSTED*


-Midge

 

[Robin Hood]

Originally posted by MidgetFista
Her : "I thought your gun was black"
Me : "It Is! Seeessh women!"
Her : "Then why does it have the Grey Fade on it. Don't smartparts stock them?"
Me : "You been looking in my IE history again.?!?"
Her : " noooo"
Me *BUSTED*

He he he - I've got that history clearing process down pat now! You don't know WHAT the other computer users might find should they care to look!

Mum: Now then, lets go shopping online at Dorothy Perkins then. What's the address again? Oh yes, perkins.com; w-w-w-.-p-

(suddenly autocomplete lists an array of approx. 50 different paintball related web sites )

Mum: What what what! ALEX - what's this P8TNBALLER web site you've been on again!!??

Me: Ummm....nothing mother. Just physics homework research! Honest!

Hmmm...Now I've just gotta convince her to let me spend my 'non-bonus' earned cash on that Angel.....subtle hints, that's the key

 

[KillerOnion]

Originally posted by MidgetFista


heh. Well, if i don't tell the missus, it can go towards a Impy Vison. I have a normal Impy atm, she won't be able to tell the difference, muhahahahah.

Her : "I thought your gun was black"
Me : "It Is! Seeessh women!"
Her : "Then why does it have the Grey Fade on it. Don't smartparts stock them?"
Me : "You been looking in my IE history again.?!?"
Her : " noooo"
Me *BUSTED*
-Midge

Answer to first statement: "Yes dear, yours is, mine is grey fade." If not, get her one or leave her. Paintball and your woman of choice should not be a decision, but a package deal. If not, you're with the wrong one, unless of course she is Lara Croft. Otherwise, forget it.

 

[Eddepet]

Originally posted by Liz


I think we all know now who's buying the drinks at Mayhem this year!

Puh! Ever hear of the saying "Going Dutch"?