Bolts for cocker, Whats gonna be good

[Gurney]

Captains should set examples

Paul,
These jesty jibes aimed at me will not get me riled. But saying im fat and obnoxious, thats just personal, fat i maybe but obnoxious never. Ok i take the piss quite a lot of the time, and ok i always answer back and always have to have the last word, and possibily sometimes i swear and alright i admit my attitude is pretty bad, BUT DOES THAT MAKE ME OBNOXIOUS. NEVER YOU LIEING LITTLE TART!!!!
Sometimes your nastyness shocks me to my very core.
If there was a crying face it would be inserted where these words are now.

 

[pestilence]

sorry stu....

Sorry Stu.....
Didnt men to offend, i guess that under all that blubber you are but flesha nd blood......

after all im the only one who likes you.................

(

 

[FAMINE]

I would like you more in a body bag stu, but do they come that big ???

Only joshing, so when are we doing beer?

Oh and paul and jimmy both owe me £20
I havent dumped bex before crimbo,
She dumped me.

Heh heh pay up lads.

PS never let a woman read your text messages, they ALWAYS take them out of context.

Oh well, guess i will just be fliting again.
Hopefully the next one wont be such a bloody psyco.

Any night for beer is good for me.
Can we do Town? More women there


love ewes

 

[Gurney]

People,
Paul I thought you were the only one that didnt like me, oh except for jamie, but hes a dick and everyone hates him. Only bustin yer chops J, we all love you more than we love pauls missus, and boy do we love marty!!!!

I cant do any socialising before chrimbo, but I can do any day after the big occaision.

Paul have you got a spare bottle with any CO2 in as I am empty and I need to sord out the timing etc on the blade frame i just got for the cocker. If so could I pick up this week, what time you finish work anyhow???

 

[pestilence]

like f*ck do i owe you 20 jamie...

NO WAY BUSTER,

The bet was you and becks would break up.. now cough up!

£20 to me and jimmy laing cos you can t keepa a relationship more than 3 weeks... this mean you comin back to EQ?
(please we miss u!)

Stu baby, i finish after 6pm.. tue/wed bad but anytime after that...
Prolly a good idea to call first.. in fact, dunno if i even have any co2 ... i'll ask shanksy to get some...

We ahving big chrimble dinner between chrimbo and new year..

Jamie you are duly nominated to organise this as i always organise everything else..

Nuttin like washin dirty linen in public huh?

 

[FAMINE]

Bollocks,
It was that i couldnt stick at a relationship and I would finish with her.
Well i bloody didnt so cough up.
Jesus you always try to get out of bets ya tight git.
I seem to remember that you still owe me a blow job.

 

[BINKY]

hello boys

nice to see that we all get all long in this team

paul i will be over this week with the cash that i o you

as for you jamie the bet was that you and beck could not last till the new year and alass you have not none this all though i thought that you would witch i why i never told the bet....

v.a.t man i will try to give you some cash as well but like the rest of you i am a bit short this time of year

i will not be able to make the apocs x-mas do if its beteen the 25 and the 29 coss i have to go to bevs ps for that time mad: )

and as for the rest off you.. try and keep the weght down over x-mas as we have to play in feb of next year..


will

 

[MarkehB]

btw, i hate you all

 

[Inferno]

Originally posted by MarkehB
btw, i hate you all

We hate you too. Wait, I don't even know you....never mind

 

[FAMINE]

Ha Ha
Will, you dumb *******. New year never even came into it, so dont try to sound like you know what you are talking about.
And it was that I would dump her, as its me whos a tad flittish

Well i didnt, so there.
Anyways, meeting her tomorrow night for a chat, so pfttt.

Hey bish.
Ya fat, ya hairy and your momma dresses you funny.

Hang on just thought, isnt your mum also your sister?