Of Course you realise that if BlingBall (Copyright Monkey Love 2003) Takes off, it will require a strict rules committee and Reffing structure.
I recommend the following penalties/rules:
1. 1-4-1's and the like to be replaced by Knee-capping/Chelsea smiles/'Being taken care of'
2. Bonus-balling to be penalised by loss of Turf/Ho's
3. Hot guns/Cheater boards/Trigger Bounce - Marker, sorry, Gat to be confiscated by marshals (to be sold to pay for marshal's ho bill)
4. Promoters to have Crystal and Courvoisier available in dead boxes. (Glass topped tables compulsory
)
5. All Players to check in firearms before the 30second call
6. No more than 2 Ho's on field per player - Ho's may carry Equipment/Paint/Champagne for that Player only
7. Staging Area is the Promoter's Turf and is to be respected as such - any arguements/firefights will result in loss of Ho's
8. All Marshal's have the right to drug-test Players/Ho's at ant time, any Player/Ho's found to have NO illegal substances in his/her bloodstream will be forced to buy @ market price and consume in front of marshal
9. Ditto with Alcohol
10. 'Rides' may be driven on-field, but must have hydraulics off/Jacuzzi's empty before 30 second call
11. Mobiles/Pagers/Sat Phones ARE allowed on field - how else are you going to negotiate those Crack deals @ the '50?
12. Marshal's decision is final only after BOTH sides have had a chance to 'Oil the Wheels'
