Dartford 7's soon to feature a new Sat night tourny
Extreme Latenight Cow-Tipping
ELCT will feature 3 divs
Pro:- 5 cows must be tipped in 5 minutes 3 man squads, No vaseline allowed
Am:- 3 cows in 5 mins, extra persuasive measures are capped at 5 Jps (jars of lube per squad)
Nov:- 1 cow in the whole night, lots af beer MUST be consumed, no forplay allowed.
Notes on the fields......mind the ditches, they are a bit deep!! And if anyone finds my vodka bottle can I have it back