Battle Cry
- Thread starter Brokemelon
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well let's just see if we both belive the same facts............ I did win my school prize for human biology shame it wasn't spelling lol
Hmmmmm, judging from what you guys say, it's pretty safe to assume ya'll ain't never been near a naked woman .
Erectile tissue ofcourse has the ability to expand, which is a good thing, otherwise everytime you would be...er.....aroused, you would tear your....er......tool. Don't know about you guys, but that doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy. Therefore we shall now refer to erectile tissue as stretchy bits. Go find a girl willing to let you have a good look around the neather regions. Get her pregnant (or ask someone to do it for you, should this turn out to be difficult ) and come back in about 9 months time. When she's giving birth, have another close look, and you'll realise what an enormous amount of stretchy bits a woman has.
If you want to find out where they're hiding all their stretchy bits (when ours is so obviously present), find a woman that'll not only let you have a look, but that'll let you have a feel around....
Look for some crumpled up bits, grab them and start pulling!!!
It'll be a good few inches before she goes from moaning, to yelping, to boxing you around the ears.
Now, off to biology 101, the both of ya!!!
.Erectile tissue ofcourse has the ability to expand, which is a good thing, otherwise everytime you would be...er.....aroused, you would tear your....er......tool. Don't know about you guys, but that doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy. Therefore we shall now refer to erectile tissue as stretchy bits. Go find a girl willing to let you have a good look around the neather regions. Get her pregnant (or ask someone to do it for you, should this turn out to be difficult
) and come back in about 9 months time. When she's giving birth, have another close look, and you'll realise what an enormous amount of stretchy bits a woman has.If you want to find out where they're hiding all their stretchy bits (when ours is so obviously present), find a woman that'll not only let you have a look, but that'll let you have a feel around....
Look for some crumpled up bits, grab them and start pulling!!!
It'll be a good few inches before she goes from moaning, to yelping, to boxing you around the ears.
Now, off to biology 101, the both of ya!!!
Hmmm...
THat may have been a little more descriptive than I wanted
I haven't been around a pregnant woman, or at least not in that way (eww).
THat may have been a little more descriptive than I wanted
I haven't been around a pregnant woman, or at least not in that way (eww).
I can't believe this thread has degenerated into this.
Some moderator ought to delete this last part........ Otherwise we might become an adult site.....
Some moderator ought to delete this last part........
Otherwise we might become an adult site.....
Just great......
Gee, thanks Buddha! I think I yanked the stretchy bits a little too far. If figured it out when she went from moaning to screaming to passing out in pain. You think she'll be mad at me? I'll get back to you after she regains consciousness
Gee, thanks Buddha! I think I yanked the stretchy bits a little too far. If figured it out when she went from moaning to screaming to passing out in pain. You think she'll be mad at me? I'll get back to you after she regains consciousness
My bad
Won't happen again. I mean....uh...talking about it. Sorry, didn't mean to gross you out man.
Won't happen again. I mean....uh...talking about it. Sorry, didn't mean to gross you out man.
Well Buddha - I actually thought you were going to go off at a tangent (you know, with your track record and all ).
I will try and keep this scientific to avoid the censors.
However, back on track, i thought that the erectile tissue (that part which floods with bloods when the person is aroused) in a woman was only the area around the clitoris (the female penis), and the labia. The act of strectching to accomodate pregnancy is different as that is the cervix and vagina?
Could be wrong - wouldn't be the first time.
But to try and get the thread back onto "Battle Cry" - I think "Get off my land" is always a fave
).I will try and keep this scientific to avoid the censors.
However, back on track, i thought that the erectile tissue (that part which floods with bloods when the person is aroused) in a woman was only the area around the clitoris (the female penis), and the labia. The act of strectching to accomodate pregnancy is different as that is the cervix and vagina?
Could be wrong - wouldn't be the first time.
But to try and get the thread back onto "Battle Cry" - I think "Get off my land" is always a fave