Gaaaah, all the ones I can think of make me look like a dick, or concern people who wouldn't want their story told again...!
awkward moments? how awkward do you get?
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Well, the time I got drunk and urinated on my cousin's face while he slept (having been suspended from my boarding school and kindly taken in by his family under very short notice) was more than awkward. So is every time I meet his parents at family events.You of all people... Given your track record as far as the contents of your posts are concerned, I am seriously disappointed in you.
I was out in Tilleys in Newcastle and my mate Pirate came in to the pub and asked me to accompany him to another boozer as there was this girl he was trying to pull and she had a couple of mates with her,so being the gallant chap I am I followed him, and found that the friends in question both weighed in the region of 15 stone a piece, he smiled at me and we got on with the process of getting royally drunk, I commented to him that the friends looked like a WWF tag team so the night was permeated with occasional random shouts of 'bodyslam' and 'give 'im the chair' ,much to the confusion of our companions ,as these things normally turn out ,it ended up being just myself with one of the lovely ladies and Pirate and his chosen partner,we went back to their house and I was in one room and he another next door ,I had also said to Pirate at some point during the night that I wouldn't need to move during lovemaking I could just "slap her arse and ride the ripples" so during the act of coitus I broke into a traditional Scottish love poem as I knew Pirate could hear me and a top volume chorus of "We are sailing" was duly sung ,I could hear pirate pissing himself laughing next door, my lucky partner didn't bother her rather rotund arse but apparently Pirates stopped immediately and asked him 'what the **** was that about' and it took him several minutes to coax her back into bed.
True story ,and yeh it makes me look like a bit of an dick but so what, I am.
The awkward moment was when I asked my partner to turn off the light,when she asked why I said 'because I don't want to burn my arse'....how I got away with that (old gag) I will never know but I swear it's true.
True story ,and yeh it makes me look like a bit of an dick but so what, I am.
The awkward moment was when I asked my partner to turn off the light,when she asked why I said 'because I don't want to burn my arse'....how I got away with that (old gag) I will never know but I swear it's true.
Mines easy...
It would be the time when I slept walked naked and jumped out of my first floor bedroom window. I woke up when I hit the patio to discover a painful lower back fracture.
Obviously, as I was naked, I had no keys to get back in to the house. I was living with my parents at the time and the only thing available to cover up my decency was my mum's pink swimming costume hanging on the washing line.
It took me a long time to build up the courage to ring that door bell, I tell you. Explaining what the hell I was doing was a very awkward moment indeed.
It would be the time when I slept walked naked and jumped out of my first floor bedroom window. I woke up when I hit the patio to discover a painful lower back fracture.
Obviously, as I was naked, I had no keys to get back in to the house. I was living with my parents at the time and the only thing available to cover up my decency was my mum's pink swimming costume hanging on the washing line.
It took me a long time to build up the courage to ring that door bell, I tell you. Explaining what the hell I was doing was a very awkward moment indeed.
I've got a similar one where I ended up having to ring the doorbell at 3am as my keys were in my trousers, and not the skirt I had on. Awkward morning followed.
Also at the Fed cup, I left my hotel room in the night in my boxer shorts, and couldn't find my way back so I had to get the receptionist to help me. He let me into the wrong room, where the woman wouldn't stop screaming. The awkward moment was having to speak to him the following morning.
Also at the Fed cup, I left my hotel room in the night in my boxer shorts, and couldn't find my way back so I had to get the receptionist to help me. He let me into the wrong room, where the woman wouldn't stop screaming. The awkward moment was having to speak to him the following morning.
LMAO!
That must of been one of the funniest nights of my recent life
Cook$ = Legend!
One of the most awkward of mine was when I used to run Campaign Paintball in Taunton, after all the kids from a place called Mark College arrived on site I shouted from the admin desk *For those of you that can read or write, please come over here and sign your disclaimers"
Next thing I had an angry teacher marching towards me shaking his finger, and arriving right in front of me at the desk told me in a very blunt tone that it was not a nice thing to say to children from a school for learning disabilities!
Failing that one I did see my cousin after not seeing her for a few years where I asked how her mum (my auntie) was, to which she replied "you know she died of cancer!*
Very awkward!
Also have a great one involving Billy and Tony who used to play in West Coast, and Ulrika Johnsson and a rather large Gladiator she used to sh*g! But probably better if Dave Elliott posts that one
Nige
I remember waking up after a particularly heavy night to find the body next to me was my mate Colin. I pushed him out of my bed and he started shouting "I don't remember! I don't remember!". Neither did I, and until we discovered that he'd chundered all over his bed it was very awkward indeed.
edit: Oops,logged in on my gf's account.
Dev
edit: Oops,logged in on my gf's account.
Dev
