As you probably all suspected anyway, I have TONS of useless info. Did you know that... ?
The only member of the rock band ZZ Top that doesn't sport one of their trademark long beards is actually named Frank Beard.
The official language of the US was almost German. It missed by one vote.
Coca Cola has one mystery ingredient that no one has ever figured out, its actual identity known only by one or two people at each bottling facility and generally referred to only as 7X.
Silly Putty was accidentally created by a scientist in WWII hoping to make rubber substitute for use in tires.
Pigs have the longest orgasms of any animal--I have no idea how long or who, how, or why they found that out.
Angel was actually originally an acronym for Another Nifty Gadget Easily Lost. Runner up to that was Affluent Newbie Gets Envious Looks, followed by Angry Neglected Girlfriend Eventually Leaves.