Re: ESSEX SLAPPERS..
Originally posted by cockersrule
the queue in the hippodrome, my mates were 'attempting' to insult me, the birds were having none of it
Ok so they were "having none of it", in my definition that dosen't constitute a valid blag (it amazes me what my mates try and pass of as a valid blag as well)..
I think you may need to supply some more details to back up these outrageous claims of your sexual prowess.
Names
Telephone Numbers
Approx weight and beer-o-rating (fat mooters and swamp donkeys don't count, nor does mercy sh*gs either)
Ladies of Horizontal Refreshment also exempt.
If you can make me believe you got a "valid" pull on two 25 year olds (i.e it was along the lines of "double top, stick your bread in
), I'll buy you a beer at the next M25, actually in your case I better make it a Panda Pop...