Dont worry guys the wait is almost over yes thats right the CC (creampie cartel) dvd is almost ready for release.
This is what you've been waiting for people CARTEL CUT OPEN is the hottest dvd on the market.
Forget all those other rip off dvds trying to tell you how to play like fools where gonna teach you how to play like the infamous cartel.
Contents of the dvd:
Jiggy talks about how to the best player in the UK with out actully playing a game of paintball.
The well respected Jay teaches you how to be a c*nt as well as how to eat dime bars and drink beer at the same time.
Dicky shows you his legendary 5 pronged attack as well as the dirtest pose known to man.
Chris will let you into the world of a ninja, you will see never before seen fotage of ninja like stuff as well as teaching you how to bonus ball to f*ck.
Mikie well mikie show how to make wicked moves up the field.
Tommie's naked drills and his well known fingering tachniques as well as how to score with asian girls.
Also included is the best hit loosing techniques, how to abuse the marshall. how to ge the best out of a bouncing gat. How to become the best team in UK paintball.
The dvd also includes special guest apperances from Maidenhead Trauma, High Wycombe Legacy and E Wok Effect
and a special shout out goes to milsy's muffins hmmmmmmm tasty
Bonus include
picture gallery of suicides sister
outakes (tommie getting shot alot)
Messages from our fans suicide and Kayleigh's Heros
Also the bring back suicide campaign
This dvd will be availabe soon through cc pruducts IF u wanna be the best this is a must have.
coming soon to dvd near you soon
Cartel b4 there where famous
Cartel How to score with suicides sister
Cartel Suicides sister gets creampied and pentoraped
Cartel gets banned on P8ntballer
CC for Lyfe!!!!!!!!!