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Angel Vs Cocker

Selous_scout

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Sarcasim comes from a lack of humour. Lack of humour comes from a lack of getting laid. So obviously you spend to much time fixing Angels and those ever 'reliable' A.I.R. systems to get laid. there seems to be an obvious choice here.......
Start fixing cockers, you may be a bit poorer as to there not being as much work to do, but at least you will get laid.;) :D :p
 

Tom Allen

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This is another example of "cocker reverse psychology" try and make other marker users believe that they are inadequate, whichever way you can. This will attempt to cover the insecurities that you have in you own marker and personal life.
Sad really, never met a cocker owner who couldn't wait to say how good his tool is......:D :D
 

Slim Clan

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Originally posted by Selous_scout
Sarcasim comes from a lack of humour. Lack of humour comes from a lack of getting laid. So obviously you spend to much time fixing Angels and those ever 'reliable' A.I.R. systems to get laid. there seems to be an obvious choice here.......
Start fixing cockers, you may be a bit poorer as to there not being as much work to do, but at least you will get laid.;) :D :p

Had an A.I.R for nearly three years now, let me down once when the main seal went, fixed for a tenner at wrexham. Only had to replace the batteries once aswell.

IMO the A.I.Rs rock.

:D :D :D

They rock even more when you take em off those angel things and put them on cockers.
 

stongle

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Hmmmm,

Despite loving me Nexus e-blade to bits, I too cannot assign mythical abilities to it. yep it was the lightest gat I've ever used, thus making it a piece of piss to shoost off hand. It was accurate, it was fast, it was efficient, it was consistent and it looked the absolute nutz. In fact the only 2 things I could fault about it were Battery life and wrestling it back off everybody else who wanted to play with it :rolleyes:

Now I've also owned Angels as well. The most recent being an Ir3 Fly. Now when purchased in 2002, they was nowt as bling or fashionable than a Champagne Fly Ir3, and I was sold on the looks of the thing. Now the one I owned may not have been representative of the others, but only after it had spent a long time with LPS, and a lot of Warped Upgrades would it truly sing, but for me then to be visited by the trigger bounce fairies. Yep it was wicked quick with the "ooooohhhhhhh baby messages", but the consistency left something to be desired.

If I had to compare the two, the Angel was an accuracy by volume marker for the proletariat, the Nexus a handcrafted betokener for the aristocracy. In Fact one should attach an air of kudos to being betokened by a Nexus ;) Yep all the Angels I've shot have been machine guns, they mo, but in every category I can think of to compare it to the Nexus, if the cocker was a 10 the Angel was a 9 (except for rof where I'd put them on a par).

Maybe it's an unfair comparison, as the Nexus retails for like a monkey more than an A4, but I was comparing it too a maxed Ir3. If you was to compare a standard or team e-blade to a Angel, maybe they come out the same.

OK, here is where I sound like a crack addict. Despite my love of the Nexus, there is one marker that will always hold a special place in my heart. It weighs twice as much as the Nexus. Looks well, to be desired, requires about a gazillion pounds worth of upgrades to make it rock (easily costs several hundred quid more than a Nexus when fully tricked), and comes from a company you all love to hate..........The Vision Impulse. Now these old girls are getting a bit long in the tooth these days, but get a tricked one and it's a straight up canning machine. Ask any of the Monkey Love boyz about me old girl and they will entertain you with tails of unparalled consistency (+ / - 4 FPS without seeing an Allen Key for weeks), awesome accuracy (in the hands of somebody else), and a rof that had their bank managers weeping when it came to splitting the paintball at the end of a tourney. At a MM I downloaded 11 pots and a Halo in a 5m game, meaning that for the duration of the game I shot at a rate of 5.8 bps, OK so it was nearly 900 balls a kill, but with a ROF like that whose complaining!!!! Brought a tear to my eye, when it eventually got retired. It will always be my number 1.

The problem when determining what gats are the best, always comes down to fashion. Mythical abilities are always assigned to the current en vogue gat. In 2002, it was ray gun styled Angels. 2003 and 2004 and the fashion is now function over form, and the style conscious out there would never be seen in last years Jimmy Choos would they.
 
Originally posted by Selous_scout
Sarcasim comes from a lack of humour. Lack of humour comes from a lack of getting laid. So obviously you spend to much time fixing Angels and those ever 'reliable' A.I.R. systems to get laid. there seems to be an obvious choice here.......
Start fixing cockers, you may be a bit poorer as to there not being as much work to do, but at least you will get laid.;) :D :p
I think you are right that there is less work for cocker techs. That is because most cocker users have to learn alot about how the gun works and be their own tech. Most cocker shooting teams will have some kind of cocker expert to keep the markers running smoothly.

Angel users dont need to open their guns, they are working from the factory to the field.

When there is a problem you have an angel tech nearby who is gonna be farmiliar with every problem an angel can suffer from. He has access to all the parts and tools needed.

In my opinion this is much better than having to continually open your gun and tinker with things using trial and error.

Also i have never had a problem with my AIR system, it has a seal near the fill nipple which can go if you flash fill your system.
The simple solution there is dont flash fill your system!!!