...and some more limerics

[your mom]

Sigh

Originally posted by €gg
And so could neither agree,
Your Mom and Smally.
But war they would rage, and so page after page,
No hope of joy in this story.

ur a tad too late with that one, dozy. we're not fighting anymore, y'know

 

[€gg]

Handbags

ooooooooohh touchy!!!!

 

[€gg]

Re: I don't like...

(back to limerics, people)

there once was a guy called your mom
who didn't know where he was from
he thought he was fighting, but he was just spiting
all the people who're hav'n some fun [/B][/QUOTE]

That's a good lymeric nice one mate

 

[SuperNova]

Round Two......Fight

There once was a baller called £gg
Who made all his enemies beg
But there is no doubt
When it comes to the bout
I'll be pickin' him off like my smeg

/me takes £gg to mothercare for a new pair of undies.....

0wned

(I made that up ages ago so I hope there's a comeback or I won't be forced to use any new material)

 

[€gg]

Oh Nova!!!!

NEWS FLASH SUPANOVA TACTIS REVEALED

To young newbie's I feel I must warn,
about this guy who'd bum rush at dawn.
Ambush is his game, he thinks every ass looks the same,
He'l make you wish you weren't born.

ownage biatch!!!

 

[SuperNova]

1: It's supERnova not supanova

2: You might want to play around with the rhythm (Rhythm Has Your Two Hips Moving - yes I can spell) on that lymerick, it doesn't quite ring through. Speaking of rings......oh no, OK I won't go there £gg. Just tell me the first thoughts that come into your head when you see this picture... Yeah you dirty sod, not in MY backyard.

3: You're bent

Anyway round 3's comin soon so you'd better get yourself a new pair of undies, and take my advice.....not white this time tanga-man.

/me goes to get tin opener

 

[€gg]

So, what's this no comeback? No lymeric... just 3 weak coments, lame ass. OH and round 3..............BRING IT on Biatch!!!
ha ha ha

 

[SuperNova]

Round Three.....concentr8

/me opens up said can, can ye guess what it is yet?

£gg thought he was a ninja,
'til a bouncer made him a cringer,
Guess who it was from,
The Daddy, the bomb,
Twas Nova his Master, his King(ja)

wh000000000000000000000passssssssss - that's right skippy

r00led you serf underling

 

[joe bob]

girlfriends are good
mine is hot
we played pb
she hit my spot
she kissed it to make it feel better
It made us both feel better

 

[SuperNova]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeNO

That was fairly good, not sure you've quite mastered the concept of the limerick though.....

I didn't like the repetition, couldn't you have fitted another word in there like....I don't know - wetter?